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August 14, 2007

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Nic

I hope at least it was french wine...or...uh... french cranberry juice?

Laurie

I'm scared Simone can control my mind through the computer so I'm voting her the cutest.

And it was no small feat to drink that cranberry juice like that. You may not get drunk but you could suffer from some pretty serious heart burn!

And Oregon produces some good wine...

Mel

Well, I guess you took care of that bladder infection, eh?

Eddie

August 6, 2007
Not So Cuddly: Panda Attacks Zookeeper
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Filed at 3:51 a.m. ET

BEIJING (AP) -- A zookeeper needed more than 100 stitches after a 2-year-old panda bit and scratched him during feeding time at a zoo in northwestern China, a zoo official and a newspaper reported Monday.

The zookeeper was hospitalized after the attack Saturday in Lanzhou, Gansu province, but his life was not in danger, said a woman surnamed Zhou, who is director of the zoo office. The Lanzhou Morning Post said the man needed more than 100 stitches.

The zookeeper was feeding the panda from outside the enclosure, sticking his arms through the wire, when the panda, Lan Zai, grabbed his arms and began biting them and then scratched his legs, Zhou said in a telephone interview.

Lan Zai was transferred to the zoo on July 28 from Chengdu in southwestern China and, apparently not adjusting well to Lanzhou's drier climate, had refused to eat for several days, Zhou said.

The panda also had not grown comfortable with the zookeeper, surnamed Zhang, during his weeklong stay at the zoo.

Last October, a panda cub bit off part of the thumb of an American visitor who was feeding the animal at a reserve in southwestern China. A month earlier, a drunken Chinese tourist bit a panda at the Beijing Zoo after the animal attacked him when he jumped into the enclosure and tried to hug it.

pat

SIMONE!

Michael

If it was an option, I would vote for drunk Chris, Louie the dog otherwise.

Paula

I refuse to vote for a kitten in a box. And Simone looks like she can steal souls. I vote for Louie.

Robin

Best episode in a long long time! Hurrah! Loved the "drunk" skit hahaha!

"Let's do this drunk"....Pervy is back for more LOL


Robin

PS I pick Alien cat, what's her name....? forgot as I'm bolting back some REAL wine haha ;)

Niall

Brilliant!!!

gina

Right, cranberry juice. Suuuuuuure. Cranberry juice, which just happened to be bottled in a bottle of merlot.

Grapes like you do, Chris.
Not so sure Colty does though.

Mary

Wow, Chris. Just... Wow. I'm scared. o_o

Angie

simon from Argentina!

Angie

simon from Argentina!

Juley's Mom

Right. Cranberry juice.

That was totally White Zin!

Or maybe Strawberry Hill.

kim

oh that was the best episode in ages Chris, a genuine laugh riot. if there is such a thing?

p.s that alien cat, it's weird, but cute. My vote is for the alien cat.

Trevor

Oh Chris, what happened?
This episode makes you look like David Hasselhoff and Paris Hilton.
Are all your dreams dead?

annilita

Chris, I'm sure your bladder has never felt better.

That was hillarious.

I like grapes, too.

This sheds a little light on Colty's... uh... situation, too. Maybe you both can enroll in a 12-step program together?

Carrie Seidl

Chris,
please marry me?
love,
carrie from portland.

oh, and my vote is for alien cat, I have one of my own.

Josh

Alien Cat!

Oh Chris thanks for putting my email up, I'm from Georgia btw not never never land.

raychel

OMG chris.
I just discoverd you today.
you are so amazing.

I love your show


I
LOVE
YOU.

please marry me?

:P

Um i vote for alien cat.
Because it remimds me of my mom.

I love you.
Be my valentine.

-Raychel
age 14
from oregon

Sarah

Dear Chris,
Though I am technically a teenage girl, i would prefer not to be roped in with the girls proposing to you and wishing to bare your children. I recently discovered your show through iTunes and found it to be quite entertaining, but honestly, Chris, I think you can do better. I have seen some real acting skill from you and I think you should stop pretending you wouldn't love to be on 30 Rock or Law & Order, because I know that every actor would love any paying role. I honestly hope that these self degrading comments don't go much deeper than the skin and that you actually recognize your acting potential. This is my first time to your website and I read that you won an award in Canada. Though Americans may not know what that award is, congratulations and you obviously have some serious fans, so no worries. The difference between Canada and America is that Americans have nothing better to do with their time than sit on their fat asses and watch internet videos and/or shopping at home. Yes, we are appauling. And Canada has kick ass candy that we don't get in the states. :) I wish you the best of luck with your acting career, and no matter how those douce bags treat you as an extra, your talent is just as valuable as that leading man. Peace.

Sarah - 16 - Seattle/Los Angeles

P.s. While I'm here, I guess i'll vote for Louie. He looks like he's on crack, but what the hell?

Shawna

Aw, why you gots ta be so antagonistic? We'll sic Bigfoot on you. Or Bruce Campbell. Whichever's scarier.

Oh, and I'm voting for the alien cat. He's cute, in a sort of frightening, pathetic, 3rd-world-country-orphan way.

Phoenke

Wow, two marriage proposals. It seems to me that drunk Chris attracts young teenage girls... Good luck with that..

Mary

My vote goes for alien cat.

And, Chris, I want to marry you. You are the love of my life.

Victoria & Kim

What was that? Some kind of skanky white zin? Yuck! I vote against the icky looking wine. Try a nice cab or decent zin!

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