chris leavins

Viewer Cat

Well, it's about time. I have been waiting for you people to start sending me your formal cat portraits. Am I the only one willing to rent a tuxedo and shove my hand up a CAT'S ASS for the sake of formal cat portraiture? These pictures don't grow on trees, you know. My inner-child didn't pose for last week's PORTRAIT for free. I had to pay for the kid's suit. It cost me eight of my hard-earned Canadian dollars. Thank God for viewers like Michelle in OTTAWA who put together this picture above. She calls it her ODE to CRAIG. I hereby proclaim her my favorite viewer of all time. That is, until another one of you sends me a better picture.

Got cat portraits? Perhap you'd like to contribute to the Cute with Chris FORMAL CAT PORTRAIT GALLERY.

Viewer Dog

"Rocko". Total Perv. Submitted by Anderson, in SAN DIEGO.

Head in a Jar

As many of you know, it is my dream to land a starring role on a television series playing a head in a jar. (If you didn't know, perhaps you should watch Cute with Chris episode 135 Alec Baldwin's Desk.) When you play a head in a jar, you don't have to walk, or change your clothes. It's the easiest acting gig on TV. You stick your head in a jar, mumble a few lines, and collect your SAG health insurance. Randy is a viewer who sent this illustration of how I might look in the role.

Yes, I receive a lot o' these things.

Viewer Cat

"Mao". Addicted to Cute with Chris. Sent by Gabe, in ARIZONA.

September Dog

"Rory". Has a MESSAGE for you. Via Bill, in NEW JERSEY.

Portrait of the Inner-Child

You can see the Inner-Child in episodes 115, 116, 118, and episode 141.

You may have missed: Cat portraits with Craig, and Chris.

Viewer Raccoon

Thom is a viewer in MINNESOTA who found this raccoon dangling from the birdhouse in his backyard.  Never approach a raccoon in the wild BECAUSE...

Viewer Cat

"Mr. Jinx". Would like you to come CLOSER. Sent by Heidi, in VANCOUVER.

Teen Rage

Don't you just love teen rage?  Alyson is a YouTube viewer who sent this comment about my recent Zac Efron video:

"... Why can't you just don't head back to Justin Timberlake and leave Zac-Fans alone?! 'Cause I bet you'll shut your mouths when he becomes one of the biggest star, he is only 19 and he is the biggest Tenn-age star... Not far from there! SHUT UP! Oh, shut up your bitches...!!"

Well said, young lady. Although not as well said as THIS LETTER from 14 year-old Katie.

You may have missed: Cute with Chris Classic Episode #70 Stalking Zac.

Fun. Single. Girls 2

Perhaps you remember Jennifer and Dena? The FUN SINGLE GIRLS?  "Hey Chris," they write. "Look what we did with our friends!"

Umm...okay...let's LOOK.