Show 148 "Lotion Makes You Slippery"

Cute with Chris Episode 148 "Lotion Makes You Slippery". (Thanks to all my YouTube viewers who made this the #1 rated and #1 viewed comedy video (Global) today.)

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Comments

[Lando]

You are insane. And also a genius.

[Nic]

Borat's hidden brother or secret lovechild...One of the most hillarious show ever!!

[Ricardo]

OMG!!! This show is GREAT!!! Chris, you rock!

I vote for Marmaduke...

[Bethany]

Wow, I almost DIED laughing at this one! XDDD
The paralyzed hamster, he's gotta be the one.
Even if he is paralyzed, he can still make a big impression on the rest of us, just like happy. ^^
Bethany((Eevee, like on the e-mail)), 13 Kentucky

[Alex W.]

you should TOTALLY get a show in slovakia! hmmmm....if they dont give you your own show, maybe you could look for a head in a jar role! that would just be insane xD

[Nathaniel]

god dammit chris, ur just too funny.

[Alex W.]

you should TOTALLY get a show in slovakia! hmmmm....if they dont give you your own show, maybe you could look for a head in a jar role! that would just be insane xD

[Martin]

By far the most eerie episode ever. Chris gets more and more crazy each one. I wonder if Chris has other things besides the show going on. Does he have a girlfriend? What does Chris enjoy doing for fun? Just who the hell is Chris?

By the way, guys watch this show for visual stimulus. A paralyzed guinea pig? Nothing better than that on a rainy Monday.

[Mdonkerz]

Marmaduke gets my vote, even if you made him up.
Lashik is quite visually charming as well.

[Sara]

I'll be Chris's assistant! Except if he goes to Slovakia I don't speak....what the hell was that, anyway?

[opiedog]

CUTE. . .Love the Laugh Track.

[Silje]

Marmaduke's got my vote!

[Christopher]

I'm still voting for Happy, even though he wasn't actually in this week's Cutedown.

[Abi]

Chris, were you speaking real Slovakian? How did you translate phrases like 'Lotion makes you slippery'? Maybe you have a Slovakian friend...

[Niall]

This was AWESOME. I love Slovakia, been there 3 times, and was at a Slovak film season a couple of weeks ago. Old Czechoslovak TV is kinda like that, though with the advent of capitalism, Slovak TV is now just as gaudy and MTV as anything in the US, only with more accordions and nudity.

[Jackie]

Todays show sooooooo funny! :-)

[Olivier]

I just start to watch your show last week and I have watch every available episodes and your show is very funny. I show it to some of my friends and they love it too. You are doing a great job! Don't give up.

[Aaron]

Just so you know, I am a proud 24 year old man who drinks beer, races cars, shoots stuff and likes girls. And I love your show. I never realized you didn't believe you had male viewers in my (sub)class. Kudos to you dude. I may put the odd bullet in an old car, or ride my mountain bike off cliff faces, but I still love kittens. You should visit Nova Scotia sometime, dude.
Regards,
Aaron Perrott

[Nova]

That isn't that many emails. 135 of those are from member enhancement sites and another 100 or so are for fake rolex watches. We aren't fooled!

[jusTIN]

Chris, I've seen every episode and I think this your best piece of work to date. Rozkozny de Chris..LOL! I vote for Mr. Squiggles.

[Nathan]

Best episode yet!!

I vote for Mr. Squiggles!!

[Haley Crain]

ETHAN! I vote for Ethan!

He is so sexy.

[Drunk Bunny]

Your accent is awesome. If I were a big-shot Hollywood producer, I'd cast you ALL of the time. In jars, AND in made-for-TV movies about vodka and/or communism.

[shaman]

mr. squiggles and amanda like come on put her in the next cutedown.

[Hannah]

Mr. Squiggles of course! This was the best episode in a long time, not that they're aren't all great, but I couldn't stop laughing.

[Giancarlo]

You're slowly losing your sanity Chris....keep it up. My vote is for Mr.Squiggles

[mel...*]

the best episode ever!!!
this was freaking hilarious!!!
*chris you rock*

[Mitch]

You Rock... this is so funny!

That was a big dog..Marmaduke has my vote!

[Mistaken]

GREAT show today, Chris. High production values and effort paid off. :)

[Mistaken]

GREAT show today, Chris. High production values and effort paid off. :)

[Mitch]

I'm not /that/ embarrased at watching.. i just don't like to tell people...xD

[Curtis]

You are insane! Love the Slovakia bit!

Mr. Squiggles.

[Emily]

Chris you are so amazing :)

I love your show :)

[Didi]

Marmaduke!

p.s. I love you Chris!

[wb]

I'm telling my Slovakian personal trainer, Roman! He'll make you work out with kettlebells. Swinging kettlebells makes you sweaty.

[Jessica]

Ethan and Squiggles!

[champ]

can't watch your new vid don't know why....fix it please

[Spencer]

I just wanted you to know that I am a guy and I have been watching your show for a little over a month now (I should note that I am not a gay bear). I am not afraid to admit that I do enjoy looking at cute animals. I also want to say that the string of amputation jokes also rocked.

[koz]

i think it was very nice of you to put Happy
in "cutedown". people should not judge
cuteness only by their looks. ...so, after i
said this, i think i have to vote for Ethan!

[stan]

can i vote for the dude with the messed up face and the dolls? -um unless thats too rude then i vote for the rodent with the wheels. do you intent to have adult males send in pics as well to prove they are real?
any way you rock!

[jimbo]

you are one funny bastard,

jimbo
australia

[jimbo]

oh, and i vote for the hamster

[Elizabeth]

maybe you should change the title of the show to Cute Chris, doesn't even need the with.

(or MyLord)

[Heather G.]

Very nice! :D

[FakeName]

Hello Chris,
Or should I say hello hacker Chris? LOL

I just saw your video response to the person with the fake mail (the one with the 12 year old brother). It was just great! Keep up the good work:)

Love,
just another fake mailer...

[Femke]

OMFG! that was the funniest thing i have seen in years!

Marmaduke is BY FAR the cutest.

Cats are ugly.

[Sophie Brador]

I can't believe the CBC hasn't offered you a show yet. A nice grain-fed boy like you could really make solid contribution to Canadian culture.

[Abstrusedude]

I'm gay, but not a bear (nor am I Asian for that matter).

My gay vote goes to the sleeping boob-kitty.

[Halfdan Byrnesveen, glorius kingdom of Norway]

When you are make show in Norwegian, glorius language of Scandinavian fjords? I help out.

I like helping. Out.

[Edgehead62888]

"We have no thoughts."

You're awesome.

[Mike Reynolds]

Your show rocks.This episode is a classic. I tell all my friends about your show. This is by far the most original, creative show out there. If your not gay all my dreams are dead.

Mike from Racine

PS Do more shows!!!

[Robert]

Hey Chris!

You have done a most excellent job reaching out to your viewers. I felt kinda excluded for not being part of your black viewer population, or even you gay Asian bear. The white teenage boy (who does like boobs) is my category! Can I vote for Amanda to win the cutedown?

~ROBERT~

[Chris S.]

god i love this show saw my first ep on youtube and have been hooked since you are a comedic genius! oh and Marmaduke all the way

[Single Kelly]

I wanna know how Squiggles was paralyzed. Last time I checked, guinea pigs don't catch polio or get themselves into devastasting highway accidents, so I'm curious how he managed it.

Also, Slovakian Cute With Chris is brilliant!

[Matt and Patt]

My friend Patt and I have been struck breathless with laughter at this episode something about a paraplegic guinee pig was too much for our funny sensors to handle. Your episodes have definitely been moving forward to a climax and this was it. Good show keep up the good work. We thought we'd leave this comment now as the likely outcome of your shows getting any funnier will probably kill us.

All our dreams are dead

Matt and Patt

[Hannah]

that definitely wasn't a kitchen floor
hmmmmm someone is losing their sense of observation...CHRIS?
well anyway very funny. i am still laughing kind of
well shaking slightly in my seat
just to keep up the streak of sad animals i will send you a picture of milo, the boxer with a heart condition...let's feel guilty together

Hannah

[Martin Walker]

Genius, my man!

Vote Marmaduke!!

[Brittany]

well well. lotion does tend to make you slippery.
And isn't it sad that one of my friends tried to argue with me about that...
PS. i love grapes...
a lot

[Justine]

I enjoyed the iDVD music. ;)

[Jon]

Sup chris i love the show again and my vote this week is maramduke and ....uh.and uh.....u know i dont think there was any sexy viewers.

[Alvaro]

Dude, i started watching this yesterday, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen, the episode where you recite buy you a drank by T pain is amazing, you should recite more songs but make them part of regular episodes, not just 1:28 segments, if its not to hard. i have a lot of respect for what you do, its great, keep up the funny shit

[Polly]

I vote for the boobs, but I wanted to share mine!! No pets just a shot glass and some chocolate kisses!!!

[emma]

I probably should not watch your show with my kids in earshot...now, their favorite saying is "whaaaaaaaaat?!?"

Oh, and "a box of poo"

[Casey]

I need cream.

[kharma]

i like cute guys who like animals ;)...

one for squiggles pls

[Gene]

"Half paralyzed" is paraplegic, no?

and you pwnt that girl who asked for nicer looking animals. That was hilarious >_<

[Ry_GUY86]

hahaha
I agree w/ "Gene" here
for some reason I really get a kick out of you owning people after they make fun of you or something on your show.
Oh, and my vote goes towards Squiggles... You go you Rodent on Wheels!!

[Cory]

Chris, I a disappointed. You are somewhat more insane than I. I oft wonder if my obesity and your insanity is from all the vodka our momma drank during her "service" on the Russian / Slovakian Scorpion Sub back in the late 60's and early 70's......ahh those were the days.

brother C

[Amanda]

Mr. Squiggles is sooooooo kuuuutttteeeeeeee. lol

[Courtney]

Marmaduke and MR Squiggles!!!

[Ryan F]

Mr. Squiggles

[shannon and catherine]

thats hilarious!!! lol i love ur episodes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shannon and catherine]

i luv mr. squiggles cuz hes paralized and sweetness!!!lol!!

[Sarah]

I vote paralysed hamster. Poor thing.

[Patrick]

Hey, chris. I've not been watching your show long as I stumbled upon it on youtube one day just harmlessly browsing through your videos. I have watched all of your previous shows and will be watching all the ones to come - I love your show. However, when I search the internet I can only find episodes as far back to about 94 ish I think?

Could you re-upload the earlier ones, or possibly just the first episode as I want to know how it all started. Thanks.

Patrick, 15, England (London).

[nela]

?Hi all,
I am from Slovakia and believe me I didnt understand a word in that "Slovak-like-show". Would be nice not to mistake Slovakia for Slovenia, Chris...
Love your show anyway :-)

[barbiegurl]

I like boobs. alot. no im not a guy you jurk

[Joe]

Chris, I like your show, but WTF was that???

Do you know the difference between Slovakia and Slovenia? You don't care, hm? Pity...

[ola]

I wonder how would look like your show in Poland...
yes that was allusion

[jeff]

dude that stuff is funny lotion makes you slippery classic 100 percent classic

[jeff]

dude that stuff is funny lotion makes you slippery classic 100 percent classic

[jeff]

dude that stuff is funny lotion makes you slippery classic 100 percent classic

[Ashie]

and my name is ashie, not jeff. like it says up there. heh.

[Megan]

Oh my gosh!!! That is my friend Ethan at my friend Ashtons house with her barbies!! And yesh Ethan should win cause he is my friend and says he wants to be all famous! Goooo Ethan! :D

[Tereza]

Hi Chris, I am Tereza from the Czech Republic - it is the country next to the Slovakia... But the country You mention in your (by the way amazing:)) show Slovenia or probably Poland... Never mind, cute (rozkošny) Chris:)... I am sure that you could (and should) have your own tv-show also in the Czech Republic:) Try it;) Keep going at high level:)

[Meggie]

This stuff is TOO funny. My pen pal recently began raving about this show, SO much that it bugged me. I was SURE she was exaggerating. So I decided to look it up on YouTube, just to see what she was talking about.
I was in for a big shock! This is one of the most comical genius things I've seen since...since...um....forever!
-Meggie 14, Missouri

[Tullio]

Wow! Your show is so funny!! hehe the guinea pig is so cute, I feel sorry for his legs, but he can now enjoy life again! Awesome!
Keep up the good work!

[andrew]

holy crap amanda is hot

[Ethan Kuhn]

Since you have my e-mail now could you please open the comment section on your blog?

[roseーchan]

そ面白い！

[Tia]

Mr. Squiggles...p.s. Slovakia, HY-sterical!

[dogsarecute]

Mr. Squiggles, definitely! He's soooo cute

[dogsarecute]

Mr. Squiggles, definitely! He's so cute!

[Faith]

I vote for ETHAN! Just kidding, Mr.Squiggles is cuter.

[Loveoff]

I think Pervy would like this blog.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JZwyUQNV6oQ

It covers so many taboo subjects in a short time. I think Chris should make him a viewer!

[Matt]

lol this rocks my buddy ethan is an internet star. lol he lives right across the street from me. ha ha ha ha ha ha lmao

[flingthecow]

Oh my GWARRD!!

[superbeaz]

i simply love you...how did u invented such a funny thing with afwul pets pictures...
you're great!!!

p.s.i've got 5 cats, they can speak italian and tehy can cook. if u're lookin for a new cat star call me!!

[Oober Goober]

Chris, I'm just curious... how did 'Cute with Chris' get started? It's pretty rare for a full grown man to talk about puppies and kittens. :] So how did someone funny and sarcastic, like you, start this awesome show?! :3

Oh, and I vote for Sweeps.

[Hex]

Go Squiggles!

[jake]

How come in episode 135 colty didn't get pissed of when you showed the other horse on it.

[Dani]

God I'm bored. Please hurry back from Chrissymast vacation.

[Deb in Canada]

I believe that Colty is moonlighting - I'm certain that she is doing the voice over on the 91.7 or 97.1 GIANT radio station advert on TV - can someone confirm or deny this? just wanted Chris to know this in case he had an exclusive contract - but maybe she just got fed up, you have to admit Chris doesn't treat her opinions with much respect...

[Linda]

LOL funny shit and i vote 4 Mr. Squiggles, the half paralyzed hampster awww

[Bananana :D]

Haha, Chris you are hillarious!

i love you & your show...

Hahaha i feel sorry for that girl you pwnd.XD

hmm, new eposides!!

xxxx

[Hailey]

I vote Mr.Squiggles!!!!

[Hailey]

I vote Mr.Squiggles!!!!

[Alyssa from Ontario]

you need a secratary you say?

well, I could be that secratary
I'll go to college
take a course
about office management, typing and what not

then I'd be educated enough to go through all those emails of yours.

also, if you ever want a CWC caddy, I'd be pleased to work it like that.

Those would be great things to put on a resume.

[Samantha]

I vote 4 Mr.Squiggles!

[Luke]

-makes self known-