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If you watched the most recent episode of Cute with Chris, you know I received a letter from Kelsey in GEORGIA. She's frustrated because people constantly comment on her looks and pay absolutely no attention to her brains. CLICK FOR KELSEY.
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1. no offense, but you're not THAT pretty.
2. maybe you should dress better if you want people to pay attention to your "intellect." bras were made for a reason.
May 10, 2009 at 11:31 PM
Yes, step 1 might be to wear a bra.
May 11, 2009 at 06:55 AM
not really that pretty
May 11, 2009 at 08:32 AM
May 11, 2009 at 08:33 AM
Come on, guys, I'd say she's pretty (using my imagination a bit, though, due to the big-fat-blur)
May 11, 2009 at 08:52 AM
I can see through her shirt. Not the best but enough showing to get more attention then most girls.
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May 11, 2009 at 08:53 AM
Kelsey, you're beautiful. I do, however, suggest either a bra or a thicker skin to defend you from those who will undoubtedly comment on your appearance.
May 11, 2009 at 09:11 AM
*On the loud speaker* Kelsey. You left your headlights on. Kelsey.
May 11, 2009 at 09:22 AM
I second (quadruple?)the need for a bra. Not only because it is unattractive and gives people certain impressions you may wish to avoid, but also because you don't want "the girls" hanging down to your belly button by the time you're 40. Support is a happy thing. A more mature, professional look may help with people noticing your brains more.
May 11, 2009 at 09:29 AM
Typical, in the manner of slightly pretty people who believe in their own minds that they are gorgeous.
May 11, 2009 at 10:53 AM
P.S. Lime green is not your color.
May 11, 2009 at 11:14 AM
With a haircut and new wardrobe, she could be gorgeous! Until then : FUG.
May 11, 2009 at 12:34 PM
nothing would give me more satisfaction right now than punching you in the face :D
May 11, 2009 at 05:52 PM
go for a little bit more conditioner and a little bit less nipple
May 11, 2009 at 05:54 PM
Screw the bra, check out her nips.
May 11, 2009 at 07:04 PM
May 11, 2009 at 08:32 PM
Her hair looks a little dry, and when she tells Chris about guys hitting on her cause she's "pretty", I suppose prettiness is when people don't wear bras.
This is a note for the "unpretty" people:
Don't Wear bras.
We Can All Be As Pretty As Kelsy Now.
May 11, 2009 at 09:45 PM
if by pretty you mean looks like a convenient sausage wallet then yes. if you mean pretty like a person, then no.
May 11, 2009 at 11:21 PM
I've found that you can be attractive (more, even, if I do say so myself), and be taken seriously. You can also be respected and looked to for your intellect and knowledge--but not when you look like a candidate for a "Girls Gone Wild" video. Stop trying to get attention/fame and--if you're really smart--get a degree in one of the important sciences and try to solve some of the world's big problems.
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May 12, 2009 at 12:42 AM
The Question mark hooks around her perky nipple
May 12, 2009 at 12:53 AM
??? So this is what is pretty nowadays ???
I hate to say it Kelsey, but your problems might have just begun. Who is stupid enough to send a picture of themselves when they look like that? I hope that you have a sense of humor, as you have just been labeled the skank of the week.
Chris - 19 (South Carolina)
PS. Hey Chris, please blur out the entire picture. No one wants to see that.
May 12, 2009 at 09:06 AM
Why is everyone commenting on your fashion? Your fashion is not your problem here. Chris said "this is too easy" BECAUSE YOUR FACE IS EFFING GNARLY AND ITS HILARIOUS THAT YOU COULD THINK YOUR ABNORMALLY PRETTY. He blurred out your face because you have a body that suggests a potentially attractive face... and then we click the link and see WOW!!! If you get lots of guys its probably because your a butterface and guys think your easy pickings. Doesn't it feel better now! See you don't have to worry about being pretty after all!
May 12, 2009 at 02:18 PM
HAHA Her email was a joke, right? It HAD to be.
May 12, 2009 at 05:43 PM
Maybe they were commenting on how bad she looks without noticing her brain (or lack thereof). Yeah that's it.
May 13, 2009 at 01:24 AM
She is fucking hot!!!! Everyone saying she isnt is just jealous cuz they are ugly. I would pound on that!
May 13, 2009 at 07:50 AM
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