Kayleigh from DC writes: "...Hey Chris, I'm sure under the mountains of daily submissions, you do not remember my little flesh-craving Hildegaard, but I thought I would send you an update on the progress of her puppyhood. In one week exactly, she'll have officially reached six months, and in one week exactly, she's going in to have her puppy tubes tied. We broke the news to her today, which I rather think explains the look of alarm. I looksforward to the day, in the rather foolish hope that at least a fraction of her spastic behavior is hormone-driven, and the descimation of her reproductive system will chill her the fuck out. All the best, Kayleigh, 22(teen), Washington DC."