"...Hello Chris, it's Gay Bear Homer from AZ. Yesterday, in honor of Holiday Eve, a young Javelina showed up in my backyard and ate the scraps I had tossed out for my chicken Henny-Penny to eat. My neighbors were amazed. I thought it was very clever of the javelina to use his foot to hold the pineapple core in place while it chewed on it. Sorry I couldn't get it to wear a Santa hat, but javelina are known to have nasty tempers. Homer."