"...hi Chris- my name is Mandee and i live in somerville, ma, where the first american flag was raised in 1776. i'd just like to offer myself up to the cult here and show you how i supplement my income. i take people's old clogs and paint them up with pictures of their pets."
Sebastian from SWITZERLAND writes: "...Hi Chris, maybe you're interested in featuring buttoneye.ch in your show. They're quite hyped here at the moment, and when I saw the attached picture on their gallery, I had to think of CWC. These craetures remind mostly of cats and dogs and seem to be the perfect decoration for the young, stylish, or just people like me who aren't allowed to have pets by their landlord. There's even a BLENDER BUTTON EYE.
Amy sends this craft project made from the ass-hair of one of her Mother-in-Law's eight cats: "...Look Chris, it's a cat hair finger puppet... They are so easy to make! You simply comb your longhaired cat. Collect all the hair you have combed out and roll it into a tightly compressed ball. Then you gently poke your finger into the ball creating a little elongated pocket. Then take a Sharpie to create a little face... and new friend is yours for free!" Thanks Amy. I'll get right on it.
"...Dear Chris, We're Hilary and Rachel the CCL teens. Remember us? We made you cupcakes decorated to look like dogs inspired from the book Hello Cupcakes. This plan didn't go as well as we hoped it would for two reasons. 1) We ate them all 2) We wouldn't know where to send them anyways. Attached are MORE PICTURES. Sincerely, R & H. PS: We're working on a musical about squirrels."
Katie from SASKATCHEWAN writes: "...Chris! On a recent trip to Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, my friend and I stumbled upon this little treasure in an antique shop. Excuse the poor quality, we were trying to snap a picture without the shop owner seeing. The only thing I find scary about this cat is that it might contain an actual cat, forever preserved by a crazy cat lady of the past... Anyway, if you're in the Moose Jaw area, it was only $2.75. Katie."