Kate from Pasadena writes: "Chris, I've got the perfect TV role for you! You should star on Lost. I've even written the perfect role for your character. As you may know, the castaways of flight 815 crash on a mysterious island on their way from Sydney to LA. Strangely enough, polar bears live on this island. Much like their Chinese cousins, Polar Bears are known for eating people's faces off. And since you have experience in this area, you'll be perfect for the guy who gets his head chewed off by the polar bear. But you won't die...Dr. Jack Shepherd will perform some crazy surgery to keep you alive as...what else? A head in a jar!
Obviously the jar must come from the Dharma Initiative's rations that are discovered in the hatch that the characters find on the island.....It's perfect! What better role could you play than a head in a jar on an island that has face eating polar bears?" from Kate in Pasadena!
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