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Yesterday, I wore this shirt to the grocery store and the lady behind the cash asked me where I got it. I thought it sounded lame to say I made it myself so I told her I bought it at TARGET. She said, "Target makes weird stuff, huh."  The poly-cotton blend of this raspberry colored shirt means it softens up beautifully the first time you wash it. Variations in the dye give it a vintage feel. Women may want to order a size smaller. Good news! This style is also available in an XXL 100% Cotton version for larger viewers. UNISEX SIZE CHART HERE. (SORRY THE XL SIZE IS SOLD OUT.)

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Chainsaw SMALL $24.00 Chainsaw MEDIUM $24.00 Chainsaw LARGE $24.00 Chainsaw XXL 52inch chest GILDAN Brand $24.00

The hard part about designing this shirt was deciding what the hell Colty, SeaColty, and ButtonKitty would say to each other. I am not a people person, and I am slowly learning that maybe that's a bad thing. I decided I'd make a shirt with a very subtle message that just might start spontaneous conversations. I haven't had the guts to actually wear it yet. UNISEX SIZE CHART HERE.

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Colty Friends SMALL $24.00 Colty Friends MEDIUM $24.00 Colty Friends LARGE $24.00 Colty Friends X LARGE $24.00

You might be surprised to know that the last time I designed T-Shirts, I secretly made kids' versions of each design. All of my friends are busy having/raising kids and it's totally hilarious to watch them run around in little Cute with Chris shirts. I wanted to make a cute kitten tee that both boys and girls could wear. This shirt is totally goddamn adorable and I'm publishing it in sizes 2, 4, 6, 8, and 12. This makes a great Xmas present but PLEASE consult the sizing guide when you order. More importantly if you order this shirt, please send me pics. After all, children are the future.

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KidCat SIZE 2 KidCat SIZE 4 KidCat SIZE 6 KidCat SIZE 8 KidCat SIZE 10 KidCat SIZE 12

Welcome to the new version of an OLD CLASSIC. I love the old version of this shirt, but apparently there are a whole bunch 'o teens who felt it was way too...umm..."Pervy". I slashed the price on this one and made it way less difficult to wear. Note the new sprinkles. This is the most affordable piece of AHTwork ever. SIZE CHART HERE.

 

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Hello Donut SMALL $19.00 Hello Donut MEDIUM $19.00 Hello Donut LARGE $19.00 Hello Donut X LARGE $19.00

Elin is a viewer in SWEDEN who made this logo for my LIVE show. I had a bit of a struggle getting this one into production, but when I finally got it made, it turned out awesome. Jake is a viewer in OHIO who drove all the way up to TORONTO to see my last show. I figured that deserved a free T. He sent me this photo. SIZE CHART HERE.

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CWC Live SMALL $24.00 CWC Live MEDIUM $24.00 CWC Live LARGE $24.00 CWC Live X LARGE $24.00

The one, the only. This classic design is back for a limited time. I designed this one for guys, but recently I've met a lot of girls who wear this shirt. Do I need to tell you they look awesome in it? SIZE GUIDE HERE.

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Chris/Colty SMALL $24.00 Chris/Colty MEDIUM $24.00 Chris/Colty LARGE $24.00 Chris/Colty X Large $24.00

Girls only. Nuff said. WOMEN'S SIZE CHART HERE.

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LadyTeen SMALL $24.00 LadyTeen MEDIUM $24.00 LadyTeen LARGE $24.00 LadyTeen X LARGE $24.00