chris leavins

The Naughty Horse

It's been a banner week here at Cute with Chris. We've had over 200,000 hits on YouTube, been featured in The Guardian, and on Crunk and Disorderly, and my T-Pain clip was the number-one rated video on Digg on Wednesday.

All this doesn't change the fact that we have a serious problem in this country-- horses and their drug use. I always thought Colty was just a little dim. Now I wonder if it wasn't the quaaludes.

Click here to read the children's book Latawnya the Naughty Horse.

Thanks to viewers Ted and Jill.

Cute with Chris Classic

I'm running a classic episode today because I've got good news about a former guest. People who've been watching the show for a while will recognize this guy.

Tons of great cats and dogs available at glendalehumane.org

Viewer Boozer

"Oliver". Enjoys the odd draaaank. Sent in by Molly in MINNESOTA.

Show 124 "Kit T-Pain"

Cute with Chris episode 124. "Kitty Pain". Chris makes a celebrity phone call.

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Monday's Cutedown

Isn't it fun wasting your life deciding who's cuter? With three things to choose from, you could kill your whole afternoon just making up your mind. Who is cuter? Leave your vote in the comment section below.

L: Kit T-Pain   M: Freya   R: Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen

See these three in Cute with Chris episode 124.

Battery Hole

As many of you know I have been on a relentless campaign to get cats to lower their tails, and cover up their damn cat rectums.

Jill is a viewer in Oregon who sent me this pic of a recent tattoo some guy got around his bellybutton.  "Dear God," she writes. "When will it stop?!"

Amen, sister. He needs to hide that thing in a box of Pop Tarts. Via: Bored Stop

Fresh

Fresh (pictured here, lookin' good in the 1980s) is a 22 year-old viewer in GEORGIA. She writes the blog Crunk and Disorderly. For someone like me who listens to a ridiculous amount of black music, and watches way too many epsiodes of The Parkers, it is required reading. Where else would I find out  Timbaland wears UGGS.

She recently posted my T-Pain video. You may enjoy reading the 200 comments it received.

Link: Crunk and Disorderly

Show 123 "Ralph!"

WARNING: Contains words that start with A, and end with HOLE.

Viewer Leg Claw

"Cucci" . Likes to climb legs. Sent in by Tina in NEW YORK.

T-rrific T-Pain

It's no secret here at Cute with Chris that I am a fan of the t-rrific young artist T-Pain. Last week I made this video of his #1 worldwide smash "Buy You a Drank". I'm happy to report that T-Pain loved the video and kindly posted it on his  MySpace page for his millions of fans to see.

T-hank-you my dear friend, T-Pain. I owe you a draaaaank.

See Chris recites T-Pain here.

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