I have to say, Chris, you're too original for any of the terrible tv shows out there. Although, I guess you have to work your way up the tv ladder, so I suggest going back in time and stealing roles from David Hasselhoff and/or Dr. Phil.
And my vote goes to the kitten, whatever its name was.
EMS guy in any medical drama.
perks: blood spattered jumpsuit
getting to press one of those sweet plastic balloon things they give people when their lungs have peaced out
getting to constantly yell out horrid shit like "lacerated testicles" or "multiple head wounds"
Corpse on any crime scene show
perks: being naked
blue body paint
testing your personal record for longest time without blinking
Affected audience member
perks: you can do this on any show that shows shots of a live audience
getting to upstage the 12 year old girl who's bawling her eyes out
that's all for now. i shall continue waiting for my bus. also, lets gets married
Clarification for everyone:
Her name is pronounced
Mih-Nah-Key
not like the muffler chain:)
Posted by: Terri | July 11, 2007 at 07:55 PM
I vote for the pooping pomm pomm
Posted by: Nicole | July 11, 2007 at 08:15 PM
I have to say, Chris, you're too original for any of the terrible tv shows out there. Although, I guess you have to work your way up the tv ladder, so I suggest going back in time and stealing roles from David Hasselhoff and/or Dr. Phil.
And my vote goes to the kitten, whatever its name was.
Posted by: Catherine-Grace | July 12, 2007 at 12:50 PM
Other role suggestions:
EMS guy in any medical drama.
perks: blood spattered jumpsuit
getting to press one of those sweet plastic balloon things they give people when their lungs have peaced out
getting to constantly yell out horrid shit like "lacerated testicles" or "multiple head wounds"
Corpse on any crime scene show
perks: being naked
blue body paint
testing your personal record for longest time without blinking
Affected audience member
perks: you can do this on any show that shows shots of a live audience
getting to upstage the 12 year old girl who's bawling her eyes out
that's all for now. i shall continue waiting for my bus. also, lets gets married
Posted by: Pomp | July 12, 2007 at 06:09 PM
I vote for meisha!!
Posted by: Joel | July 12, 2007 at 06:22 PM
I vote for meisha!!
Posted by: Joel | July 12, 2007 at 06:23 PM
I vote for Meisha...but I agree you are too cute to be a judge.
Posted by: Alyssa | July 13, 2007 at 07:26 AM
Randy!!!
Posted by: LoozerrKittiePhuck | July 13, 2007 at 08:33 PM
Mynakke
Posted by: Nicole | July 13, 2007 at 08:41 PM
lazy cunt.
I still love you though <3.
More T-pain stuff!
Posted by: Fireglo | July 17, 2007 at 09:02 AM
LAZY WHAT?
how rude
Posted by: WHAT? | July 18, 2007 at 09:59 PM
Chris,
Why don't you delete harsh words from Fireglo. That's just wrong! This person is very rude.
Posted by: ChrisFAN | July 20, 2007 at 09:29 AM
chris is cutest, can i have a hug?
Posted by: maia blackthorne | July 21, 2008 at 11:55 AM
ckwmbsbhsrvsrmkzwell, hi admin adn people nice forum indeed. how's life? hope it's introduce branch ;)
Posted by: Frunsepracernolve | January 02, 2009 at 05:27 PM