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October 05, 2007



Dear Chris,

I have noticed you are wearing a wedding ring in the past few shows...what's the deal? Who's the lucky person? We want pictures! Love the new name. Hope you like the pic.

Jenny 25, Cottageville WV


you think chris is a common name? try taylor. guess what... one of my good friends is named taylor and my best friends boyfriend is named taylor. and when we all hang out people will come up to us & say i taylor, and we dont know who they are talking to. and i know about 23454345445445445434 other people named taylor because it was a "popular 90's name". also, guy & girls can be named taylor. chris is only a guy name. i dont know one girl named chris. unless they are like a dike and spell it kris. there are too many taylors. but i guess too many chris also, kinda, but not really.


you look ruggedly sexy today. i thought you should know.


Gotta agree with sheera, liked the rugged look!


Wow. You were right. I do have a friend named Chris.

But then again, my name is Joshua.

There's even a tree named Joshua. And you think your name is common?


i agrees, ME WANTS CWC MERCH. plz. kthnxbye. =D


Oh lord, Chris is a wonderful name you don't have to spell it like Dagobert, Gieselher, Gwendolyn, Krimhild or Hannelore! Thats the positive thing. Or like all these fashionable names Apple, Peaches. What is it like to be 50 working somewhere seriously and you answer the phone by saying Apple, hello?
Or these eastern names like polish Prsyblyczka or thai Phiruchoslangthiam!
But I guess there are enough people, asking you to spell Chris! Mylord!


Another gem, Chris. I don't think that cats actually masturbate, though. I mean, *I* wouldn't use my paw if I could reach with my face. I'm just saying is all...


Lou the Bunny!!!:) kwwuuute!


There's a band called Hot Waffles that sing a song called Too Many Chrises.


There's a band called Hot Waffles that sing a song called Too Many Chrises.


My Lord, My name is mike chris Nielsen..*I* hate it, so i changed it to Mike BLABLABLA Nielsen. :)


Angry mothers. They annoy the cheese whizz out of me. -twitch- o__o


I must say MyLord looks superhot in his crown.Feudalism is due to make a comeback *any* day now.(Will bring new meaning to the phrase,"serfing the internet.")Oh,& MyLord:check out the Dorothy Parker essay"I Live On Your Visits"(free to read online) where the main character states that all the boys of his class & age are named Christopher.Guess things don't change,eh?


dear Mylord
i just finish to find your show on youtube , an i just love it!!!! well I'm a french guy living in Paris and talking about name, if you think Chris is not a good nama think about my name " Ludovic" only know in france and in my case i work in international business, so evryone call me david, frederic, eric etc etc.. but not LUDOVIC!!! so here's your challenge... find me a new name!!!
see u


Chris, your hair looks particularly sexy in this episode. I've watched it four times already to absorb all the sexiness of your hair. Wow.


Indeed.there are far more difficult names to endure.Mine's Lisette,& in all of my 3+ decades on the planet,I've only met 1 other person with the same name.99% of people mispronounce it as Lee-sette,Lie-zette,LEE-zette,Luzette,you name it.It's pretty much said how it's spelt with equal stresses on both syllables and an 's',not a damn 'z'.Kinda like a cross between 'listen' & 'cassette' or 'cassette'.It's not that hard,yet countless Bozos seem to have trouble with any name that isn't 'John' or 'Lisa'.Ordering coffee,a cab,flight tickets,making radio requests is a drag."I'm sorry,what waz that again?Could you spell it?Leesette?Lie-sette?"And when you're dealing with your ISP's Indian Call Centre & some heavily accented guy in Mumbai whose 2nd language is English & who doesn't deign to understand a word you say,trust me,Mylord,Chris is a good name to have.
And finally, at least u aren't like the guy in 'Office Space' who was named 'Michael Bolton',like the awful singer.
"Why should I change my name? HE'S the one who sucks."


God....your name is not so bad!...

i know a person that would have died for this name....because his name is ------SATAN(that means CAPETA, DEVIL, DIABO)------ i'm not kiding!, put your hands up and thank GOD for you pretty name...though I had liked your other name lord is a....good, and nice name!


dear Chris, you said tat parents wouldn't name their children Chris if a famous Chris did something bad. and you gave hitler as an example. i think, if the Germans would have won the war hitler would have been regarded as a god now by everybody; him ruling the world and shit. and thus parents would have named their kids adolf more often. its not neceseraly because he did something wrong. anyhu. my opinion anyway.

P.S. great show man keep it up!!:D

morgan Rich

your so ausome! what a way to beet the system. keep on rockin' chris! personally, i like your name and i hope you'll eventually break through the ties of our dumb society. your faithful watcher (and no i'm not stalking you)

- m o r g a n -

Carol (o__O)m

Don't worry least you're living in the Philippines, Chris is also used by girls. ^^

Carol (o__O)m

Don't worry least you're living in the Philippines, Chris is also used by girls. ^^


Try being a Jessica.

I got the sleazy "Jerry Springer ho who sleeps with her uncle and strips for $3.45 / 14-year-old braces-wearing twiglet" name.

Sure it's spelled different, but whatev.

Just found your blogs, M'Lord! Please continue to kick ass! ^_^


My lord? Um, I'm not going to ask why you named yourself that. But, oh well. 10 episodes? That's funny.


Love the accent. Soory.

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