Cute with Chris *Classic*

Way back in June, when Paris Hilton was sent to jail, I shot a parody video of a statement she made to the press. A few weeks later I secretly deleted it. I got rid of it because I had misquoted her slightly, but more importantly I was embarrassed I'd jumped on the Paris Hilton bandwagon. Since then, I've received about ten emails a week from people wanting to see it again. I thought it was worth taking a second look at, so I'm posting it today as a Cute with Chris Classic. I'm not sure what I think of it now, but I do remember I worked my ass off to nail that "Paris Pose".

What do you think?

Comments

[lisbeth g]

i am a new viewer so i never saw this. i have three words:

1.gee
2.knee
3.us

i loved it. (aces on the pose BTW)

[Hannah]

I think that people would probably feel more sorry for her, if she had your five o'clock shadow (i have nothing against, in fact i find it endearing).

[Ty]

Those pauses and your inflection when Paris is thinking is pure win.

Spot on, Chris. Also, you're hot.

[Nic]

I need creaaaaaaaam (again)

[mokona]

wowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
Chriiiiiiiiiiiiissssss!!!!
This is great!!!!
That Paris Hilton pause ya got it!!!!
You're so cuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!
I'm a french veiwer,I discovered you on youtube a few weeks ago,I just love your sens of humour!!!!

[crazysilkstockings]

I see through your ruse Chris. You didn't have the time to write a new show, did you! You're rascally like a rabbit.

[crazysilkstockings]

I still want to enter into a civil partnership with you, though.

[mel...*]

hilarious :)

[Cary]

What do I think? That's hot.
I have no idea how you keep a straight face while you do this. That pose was IT.
HA!

[Ginger]

I'm curious how you misquoted her slightly. Can you elaborate? In any case, it is funny and a unique approach to the Paris bandwagon, and with the Britney/Lindsay thing these days, Paris references are pleasantly 'retro'.

[wolfdragonhorse]

never saw the original interview but I don't think I need to, you get her down perfectly. Any other deleted episodes?

[laura]

I think it's great.

[Julliette]

Cream makes you slippery.

[Keith Gabryelski]

Can you really talk to god through Colty's butt?

Can you ask him to help me win the lottery because I would really like to win the lottery.

He stopped answering my calls years ago and I am very said. I liked his voice, it was a deep rumbling voice but now it just smells like Fido's farts.

[Nova]

Did she actually say she wanted to build a playhouse for kids with breast cancer?

No cream is just WRONG. Do not deny a girl her CREAM!

[Josh]

yesssss!!! Thanks Chris! It's everything I remembered it to be!

[kris]

love it when u own ppl how make more money then other ppl don most of us

[Casey]

Chris, you even nailed the Paris Hilton pouty lips! I can't believe it, you are so awesome!

[lando]

it is boring. and beneath you. shame on you chris.

[lynne]

I do not see how it is possible you misquoted her. I don't believe anyone has ever spoken more accurately for her...or outposed her. Perhaps a copy of this transcript even made it all the way up to God, and being much moved, he decided to buy her a draaaank.

That being said I miss the cutedowns and bleeding appendages. Bleeding appendages are usually preferable to further Hilton exposure.

[Garrison628]

Funny stuff man, i Subscribe on YouTube.

Did she really say, "While they're dying"?

[Sarah]

is this true?30% are more then 10?always thought,it were vice versa...humpf...maybe I should go and get me some creeeeaaaam...

[loveoff]

In regards to what crazysilkstockings said. I can actually hear what colty would say. "I like rabbits!"
Kevin Smith did a really great blog about her once, that is now in his book "My Boring Ass Life".

[mike L.]

you are the best cure for being a depressed alcoholic... well at least the depressed part.

[jusTIN]

like omg, that was like totally hawt and stuff *twirls hair* like...