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December 13, 2007

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homagetogorto from BC

Today's asshole is... some dead guy.

Derek

The kittens will not be stopped MR TURNER!!!!

Jack

I had never even heard of Ike Turner before he died!!

Maybe you should just kill yourself, Chris, that might get you front page.

Spark

Suck it Ike!

Scotty

I'm not sure of what to make of this one Chris.

I mean, he died.

Still pretty funny though.

Okay maybe I do know what to make of it.

I'm a horrible human being.

diane

You're a horrible person Chris. Ike turner was a legend. A brilliant musician. A man of... okay, he was a crazy wife-beater but that STILL doesn't mean your show takes precedence over his life. Then again, I read your site every single day, and I've never actually purchased an Ike Turner record. To hell with the bastard!

kittens FOREVER!

Mel

Ike Turner was one messed up sumbitch, for whom I felt equal measures of disgust and pity.

Still didn't stop me from laughing at your letter, though.

Teecie

Chris,
I realize how important it was for you to be on the front page of Yahoo, but let's strive for something more prestigious, say, Google?

Sher

Chris, Well I guess Ike needs to be replaced. Does this mean that Laurence Fishburne will now be taking over as a black viewer?

Dionne

I agree with Teecie, Google should be the next to behold THE AWESOME POWER OF KITTENS!

Mara

Oh SNAP, Chris. You so put that dead man in his place.

Big wheels keep turning, ROFL!

Sher

OMG! Where was Colty at the time of Ike's death.

linnea

Chris, let me tell you that accidentally shooting green tea out of one's nose due to hyena-like laughter is incredibly painful. Even still, I love you. Awesome letter. Note to self: Do not drink a tasty beverage while reading CWC.

Lisa

I blame Kyle, obviously it caused a traumatic flashback for Ike that caused his death. Karma sucks though ... wonder what he will be reincarnated as. A cute kitten perhaps.

Jen

Classic letter Chris. Though I wonder how many Ike fans are going to rip you to shreds now.... Eh... none, you're better Chris!!! <3

mewfymewf

There's nothing else to say but,

LOL!!!

Cassy

You tell, him, Chris.

I mean, DYING isn't as important as KITTENS, right?

Really, whatever was he THINKING?

^.-

--Cassy [<3]

Smartypants

Chris,

Did you see the headline from the New York Post? Ike "Beats" Tina To Death. http://www.nypost.com/seven/12132007/news/nationalnews/ike_beats_tina_to_death_79527.htm

Incredibly sick. Incredibly funny.

c

yes, blame kyle.

Rachael F.

Hi Chris,

I'm sorry you got bumped off by some dead guy. But let it be known that this dead guy (aside from rampid cocaine abuse and spousal abuse) made rock 'n roll with his bare hands (check out "Rocket 88")and gave Tina Turner her name and start in music.

You're still super cool, though.

*jesuslovesbunnies*

homagetogorto from BC

Maybe if he had stuck to regular cocaine instead of the more exotic rampid cocaine, he would have had fewer problems.

Lisa

i'd rather see a story about cute with chris than one about a wife beater.

AJ

Chris, you're so clever. I too was thinking, gosh, we just had the Tina Turner dog on the other day! Coincidence? Hmmm.

Mike

Who is Ike Turner ??...yeah yahoo is soo annoying when it changes its headline every 5 seconds

TicketMediaGuy

BITTER... Party of one? Anyone? Anyone? Ahhh... there you are, Chris!

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