For the longest time, I labored under the notion that only teen girls, and crazy cat ladies watched Cute with Chris. What I didn't realize was that there was a sizable but mostly silent audience of male viewers that numbered in the thousands; too embarrassed to admit they watched a show about puppies and kittens. Jody (pictured above left) is one such viewer. He is incredibly close to his Labrador Retriever Gus. And although this may look like the still photo from the opening scenes of a gay porno set in a hunting lodge, Jody is in fact ragingly heterosexual, and has a deep and manly passion for two very precious things in his life...
XD..that;s soo sweet...Gus is everything for him...
Posted by: joan | December 13, 2007 at 12:16 AM
What a coincidence. I like beer, dogs... and men.
Posted by: Derek | December 13, 2007 at 12:25 AM
how do u know what the opening scenes of a gay porno look like *wink* ...lol...just joking...i love u chris!!
Posted by: Michelle | December 13, 2007 at 01:12 AM
Haha I want a drinking buddy like that
Posted by: Liesl | December 13, 2007 at 02:12 AM
i can imagine you saying oregon and it is kinda making me angry ; ]
OR-RIH-GEN
simple
Posted by: Hannah | December 13, 2007 at 03:12 AM
A man with exquisite taste! They do exist!
Posted by: Teecie | December 13, 2007 at 03:26 AM
Looks like the dog has had some beer too...
Posted by: Halfdan Byrnesveen, glorious kingdom of Norway. | December 13, 2007 at 03:59 AM
I like milk and cats!
Posted by: happygail | December 13, 2007 at 05:03 AM
I like how you can see into both their right nostrils really well. It makes them better friends I bet.
Posted by: Julie | December 13, 2007 at 05:13 AM
Poor dog, lol.
Posted by: Michaela | December 13, 2007 at 06:29 AM
They sort of look alike...
Posted by: jackie | December 13, 2007 at 06:34 AM
Is it really OR-RIH-GEN? As a Canadian, my natural instinct is to pronounce it OH-RIH-GONE; I had no idea I was pronouncing it "wrong". It reminds me of when I used to work in a survey call center and when we would call Maryland people would get all upset because we were pronouncing it MARY-LAND, so we had to have actual pronounciation guides for our staff instructing them to pronounce it MARE-IH-LUND instead. Heaven forfend that things should be pronounced the way they're spelled.
Yew Americans tawk fuuhnny, hyuk. ;)
Posted by: Arloe from Regina | December 13, 2007 at 06:42 AM
Everybody who's not from Oregon--and everybody who's normal and not stupid--pronounces it OR-uh-gone.
The original pronunciation of Ohio was OY-o. Who's stupid enough to try to "correct" all the normal people about that?
I like straight bearz.
Posted by: Adam | December 13, 2007 at 07:32 AM
They look like theyr going to have their way with the poor dog...and the dog looks slutty...look at the pose..im wierd i know..but its wat it looks like
Posted by: Michelle | December 13, 2007 at 07:34 AM
Aw, people. Let's encourage the straight males who want to come out of the CWC closet! You go, straight guy! Stand up for the beer-and-dogs demographic! And any girl would think it was cute that their guy liked CWC. :-)
Posted by: AJ | December 13, 2007 at 09:32 AM
Jody and his dog are adorable. Attractiveness points for cute poses with the lab.
And not only do I live in Ore-gun, but I live in Aloha in Ore-gun. And it is pronounced A-low-uh.
And I'll correct you if you say it wrong. Because I'm stupid and not normal. And because I enjoy pointing and laughing at people.
Posted by: Laurie | December 13, 2007 at 09:44 AM
I love that the pronunciation of "Oregon" has been such an issue that the University of Oregon sold T-shirts that depicted a phonetic spelling across the chest to educate non-natives. I'm in the "Organ" camp myself, but my point for today is that Jody has a really nice booger in the last shot.
Posted by: ArtemisPrime | December 13, 2007 at 09:57 AM
Are they in a tent?
Posted by: Pussytoes | December 13, 2007 at 10:04 AM
These guys and the dog remind me of my favorite joke: "Two rednecks are watching a football game one day, while drinking beer. One of the guy's dog is sitting in front of the TV...licking his balls. The one redneck says (in a thick, Southern accent): 'Boyyy, I wush I culd do thaat.' The other redneck looks at the dog, pauses for a moment, then says:'Thaat dawg wuld biiiite yewwww!'" I heard this joke, while watching a gay porno once. ;)
Posted by: Chad | December 13, 2007 at 10:35 AM
lol...he's so close to his dog
Posted by: XD | December 13, 2007 at 10:40 AM
I am intimidated by the highly powerfull sexyness of this picture...
Posted by: Nic | December 13, 2007 at 10:47 AM
The dog looks slightly drunk as well...
Posted by: Jen | December 13, 2007 at 11:03 AM
Beer ain't just for squirrels no more!
Posted by: homagetogorto from BC | December 13, 2007 at 11:08 AM
Love what they've done with the place.
Posted by: KJ | December 13, 2007 at 12:35 PM
My bear-dar is going ding-a-ling. So is my ding-a-ling.
Posted by: Niall | December 13, 2007 at 02:03 PM