chris leavins: Viewer Dog

Viewer Dog

For the longest time, I labored under the notion that only teen girls, and crazy cat ladies watched Cute with Chris. What I didn't realize was that there was a sizable but mostly silent audience of male viewers that numbered in the thousands; too embarrassed to admit they watched a show about puppies and kittens. Jody (pictured above left) is one such viewer. He is incredibly close to his Labrador Retriever Gus. And although this may look like the still photo from the opening scenes of a gay porno set in a hunting lodge, Jody is in fact ragingly heterosexual, and has a deep and manly passion for two very precious things in his life...

Click here to find out what those two things are...

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The dog looks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cutE!

Posted by: warriorcat12345 | December 13, 2007 at 02:19 PM

I know a similar joke, but with a better punchline. A man goes into a bar and by the fire there's an old dog licking his balls. The man nods over to the dog and says to the bartender, 'God, I wish I could do that,'. The bartender shrugs and says, 'Give him a biscuit, he'll probably let you.'
On topic: it must be hard to be masculine when you're called Jody, so well done for the beer-and-dog stereotype.

Posted by: Abi | December 13, 2007 at 02:25 PM

Gus!!! No one wants to see your kitty-zone!!!

Posted by: Mary from Seattle | December 13, 2007 at 02:25 PM

haha very cute!

Posted by: DODO | December 13, 2007 at 02:47 PM

They must be Canadian....
CUUUTE!

Posted by: Mary Ann | December 13, 2007 at 06:37 PM

ok lame.....

Posted by: terry-from b.c. | December 13, 2007 at 08:07 PM

nasal porn

Posted by: V. | December 13, 2007 at 08:22 PM

I live above Oregon, and I say Ore-gihn. but, then again, I'm not a native, so I'm probably flawed.

love the pictures.

Posted by: Tori | December 13, 2007 at 09:12 PM

My female dog will lick my male dog's pee pee for hours. The problem is that they do this in the middle of the livingroom in front of everybody. The worst part is that Grampa won't stop watching them. Maybe that's why no one wants to come over.

Posted by: Sher | December 13, 2007 at 09:31 PM

"Gus!!! No one wants to see your kitty-zone!!!"

Shouldn't that be puppy-zone?

Posted by: Mafke | December 14, 2007 at 01:51 AM

"Gus!!! No one wants to see your kitty-zone!!!"

Shouldn't that be puppy-zone?

Posted by: Mafke | December 14, 2007 at 01:53 AM

Or more like "tommy-zone" as Gus seems to be male.

Good that retrosexual beer-drinking old-time straight guys come out of the closet about watching CWC and break the illusion that all the guys who read internet are perfume-smelling stripe-haired metrosexual gay-wannabes in their pre-drizzled Armani shirts.

Thank you for breaking the illusion! And have a nice Christmas Time in ORRY-GUHN! ;)

Posted by: Janne | December 14, 2007 at 03:42 AM

Awwww!!! thanx this just made my day!Its almost as if the dog is saying..."dont look at me".

Posted by: SJ | December 14, 2007 at 09:32 AM

Yay for Jody and Gus!

Also, I am a Colorado native and I pronounce it "Organ". For some reason, it irks me just a little bit when my Canadian pals call it "ORR-ee-gone". However, I don't correct them because that would kinda rude. But I WILL post about it on the intartubes! :) I love you, Canadians.

Posted by: linnea | December 14, 2007 at 10:58 AM

That's the strangest pronunciation of Colorado I've ever heard of, Rosie.

Posted by: AJ | December 14, 2007 at 04:03 PM