Kelvin Writes:

Oh look. An email from KELVIN:

Chris, man: Shit. I got your email about the pink. I’m out of pink, dude. I’m also out a purple. I got 62 yellow and I’m running low on green. Also, since I’m giving you free pens, can you do a commercial for me? Just say “I love Kelvin’s Discount Pens. Made by Kelvin the Krazy Pen Guy." Also my slogan is, “Pens, Bitch”.  Just turn your head and say, Pens Bitch.  Awsome show Chris.  This could be huge.

Hmm. (Perhaps you missed: Pens Bitch.)

Comments

[The Echo]

Just for kicks I googled "Kelvin the crazy pen guy", "pens, bitch", and "crazy pen guy" and guess what I found? All of the search results linked to CWC. Ugh...Today's asshole is in fact Kelvin.

[Pedigru]

This guy has already gotten plenty of publicity out of this. Now he wants an actual commercial? That YOU write, produce, edit, film and act in...for FREE?!

Commercials are a multi million dollar business. Something tells me his pen business isn't a multi million dollar making business.

So...let's compare shall we?
Pens: possibly $.25 for each one.
Professionally produced commercial (and bandwidth): $200,000.00 minimum

I say...screw the pen guy.

[Amber]

Suck it KELVIN. Gah. I bet you could go to any store, buy any color you want and sharpie "Cute With Chris" on it, and no one would notice the difference.

[casseylou]

OMG, Kelvin did you lack attention from your love ones growing up???
Chris I wouldn't even stress the pens, I would just tell Kelvin where he could put his FLIPPIN pens. Todays crap down is sent in from kelvin, he likes promoting what he can't offer "Way to go Kelvin, getting a gig of a lifetime and jacking it" PLease cast your vote at CutewithChris.com and we'll see you next time "TELL THEM WHO YOUR DEALING WITH" KELVIN YOU JACKED UPPPPPPP.
Womp womp wommmmmmmmmp!

[tejasmom]

I don't think there's gonna be enough time for Kelvin to send the pens to Chris before the show . It's Jan. 30th, for God's sake!
Plus, how many people do you think the theater holds? Actually, I don't know. If it sold out in 85 minutes is it 200, 300? Fans would like to know. Forget the pens. Break a leg, my lord. Or do they say that in Canada?

[tejasmom]

I don't think there's gonna be enough time for Kelvin to send the pens to Chris before the show . It's Jan. 30th, for God's sake!
Plus, how many people do you think the theater holds? Actually, I don't know. If it sold out in 85 minutes is it 200, 300? Fans would like to know. Forget the pens. Break a leg, my lord. Or do they say that in Canada?

[Curt]

Can I get a yellow pen with "Overwrought Over Pens" inscribed? Thanks. Best of luck with the show. Will you have toy horses available for sale?

[Curt]

Can I get a yellow pen with "Overwrought Over Pens" inscribed? Thanks. Best of luck with the show. Will you have toy horses available for sale?

[Towelie]

I think it depends on the province. They probably say "merde" in Quebec. One of the few French things that makes perfect sense to me.

[gfdg]

The pen-whore has turned into a pen-tease. tsk tsk.

[FUYU]

Does Chris get a pen too?

[bazookabecca]

damn, dude
you got enough publicity already
cool it.

and pink is awesome. so suck it.

[Shannon from SAN DIEGO]

Out of PINK PENS??? This guy does not deserve a commercial, Chris...don't do it!!!! I'm begging you.

[jessay]

kelvins a douche.

[Christina]

I am so angry me and my 8 friends want pens that say pens bitch sell me pens chris ill pay you. I am desperate for pens and can't afford 2 t-shirts. Nor are you performing near me. Sell the pens!!!! Pens bitch!!