Hi Chris: My name is Tiffany, I've sent you some stuff before. I just wanted to let you know that I have a seat reserved at the live show, and I have been making a present for you. I'm actually an award winning portrait artist, so I've been working really hard on making it perfect. I've attached a picture of the work in progress. the final piece will be 16 by 20in, and framed, and I was really hoping to give it to you. I'm not crazy, I swear :). I live in Fresno, so it's gonna be about a six hour drive...on top of 50 hours worth of work on the picture.
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Well Chris, she's definitely a dedicated fan.
Or a stalker.
Or a person who can go through life quite well even when sleep-deprived.
I hope it's the first one. (Especially if she has to drive to see you).
She'll be right up front- so you can't miss her! Give her a thumbs up and toss her a rose for her efforts!
Oh yeah....
GO SUKI GO!!!!! :D
Posted by: quotagirl | January 24, 2008 at 12:41 AM
Aww that's really sweet of her! You have such talented fans, chris!
Posted by: SarahS (suki's mom!) | January 24, 2008 at 01:04 AM
I love the crooked bow-tie! Nice job Tiffany! I hope milord will post the finished piece.
Posted by: Spunkypuppy | January 24, 2008 at 01:09 AM
Wow, It really does make sound crazy when you piece it together like that...no i'm not a stalker..although it would be easier if i was, because that way my friends would'nt make as much fun of me... they'd say " why are you?- oh wait- stalker... thats right"
But alas, no. i'm just a big fan,who happens to stay up really late... and i figure that he's spending a shit-load of time on this for us. so i just wanted to do something nice in return. i'm done with it now, and its AWESOME. custom framing mat amd everything. :)
Thanks for posting this, chris!
Posted by: Tiffany | January 24, 2008 at 01:23 AM
ahhh tiffany, do you have a giant portrait of yourself hanging in your house?
if you did it would make you appear to be a narcissist to any who visited you. Now you kinda have to finish and give this to Chris, but you realize, he will look self obsessed. of course if any one comments he can point to the restraining order hes going to have to get. cause lets face it you ARE a stalker. CWC LIVE IN ONLY 6 DAYS W00T W00t!
Posted by: stan | January 24, 2008 at 01:36 AM
Wow, Tiffany.
I wish I was as big of a fan as you.
Here is something I have been itching to ask.
WHAT IF RHONDA DOESNT SHOW???
I will be so pissed at her.
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY SEAT!
my seat...
Posted by: NO NAME FOR YOU (name nazi) | January 24, 2008 at 01:46 AM
Wow Chris, people truly love you.
Posted by: Stevie | January 24, 2008 at 04:21 AM
Sure sounds crazy to me. Chris watch out, dont turn your back on those fans :)
Posted by: Barakuda | January 24, 2008 at 04:34 AM
I like the piece of artwork that Rhonda has shown us, the viewers and you Chris, so far. I look forward to seeing the completed work.
As an aside, is it just me, or does the guy look like Lurch from the Addams Family?
Posted by: Christopher | January 24, 2008 at 06:15 AM
I'm SORRY. I meant Tiffany is the artist.
Rhonda, you had better show up at this show!! Don't let the chance at a reserved seat pass you by!!
Posted by: Christopher | January 24, 2008 at 06:19 AM
I know Chris said nothing in life is truly free and he doesn't like connecting with others. Nothing his fans would give him is truly free. . .he has given us so much of himself. We just want to give something back. (And connect!)
This was an outstanding example of artistic expression in the post-modern era's virtual relationships we have come to enjoy and the cult-like devotion they inspire. <3
Posted by: Wilhelmina | January 24, 2008 at 07:03 AM
If you gotta say your NOT crazy.....well.... you know
Posted by: PooEater | January 24, 2008 at 07:12 AM
Tiffany, Please firm up his jawline for him. We'll all pretend it's accurate.
Posted by: Joey Brill | January 24, 2008 at 07:53 AM
hey joey brill, I believe i said "work in progress" you douche bag. I actually had no idea that he was going to post that picture for the world to see. had i known, i would have waited till it was done, and wouldn't have taken the picture upside down and with a camera phone, because it screwed up the angle. what part of " award winning" do you not understand?...Dick.
Posted by: Tiffany | January 24, 2008 at 11:13 AM
HAHAHA!! Everyone's a critic, eh Tiffany? Nice smackdown. Can't wait to see the finished product.
Posted by: Rachael | January 24, 2008 at 11:19 AM
I think it's awesome that Tiffany did that for Chris. I wanted to send him flowers as a "good luck" thing because of the Live show
Posted by: The Echo | January 24, 2008 at 11:25 AM
I think it's awesome that Tiffany did that for Chris. I wanted to send him flowers as a "good luck" thing because of the Live show
Posted by: The Echo | January 24, 2008 at 11:25 AM
Hey, hey, hey, now. . . y'all. Don't tear Tiffany up with criticism. I know we tend to feast on others but this is an artist. Not like Rhonda, now that biotch deserves what she gets. It really gives me pause at submitting anything from the heart. ***all your dreams should stay alive, tiffany! ***
Posted by: Wilhelmina | January 24, 2008 at 01:28 PM
Hey, hey, hey, now. . . y'all. Don't tear Tiffany up with criticism. I know we tend to feast on others but this is an artist. Not like Rhonda, now that biotch deserves what she gets. It really gives me pause at submitting anything from the heart. ***all your dreams should stay alive, tiffany! ***
Posted by: Wilhelmina | January 24, 2008 at 01:29 PM
It kind of reminds me of 'Whistler's Mother’ by James Abbott McNeill Whistler. Anyhoo, I rather like it ... the hypnotic stare of both Chris & his kitty are just screaming LASER BEAMS (although I think that would ruin the overall vintage feel)... the slightly off centre bow tie that mirrors his own sense of humor we all love effect.
Crazy??? no ... Stalker???? no .... Eccentric artist who lives for her work??? YOU BETCHA
Posted by: Lisa | January 24, 2008 at 01:49 PM
Gay Bears!
Posted by: tony | January 24, 2008 at 02:41 PM
HAHA...is that Tiffany comment for real?? What awards has she won?!
Posted by: Jordan | January 24, 2008 at 04:26 PM
Chris ya gotta go with me on this one...if she from Fresno, she's crazy.
Posted by: Rand | January 24, 2008 at 09:36 PM
Chris ya gotta go with me on this one...if she from Fresno, she's crazy.
Posted by: Rand | January 24, 2008 at 09:37 PM
Pffff "50 hours", I could make that in 6 seconds! *printing it out*
Posted by: gfdg | January 24, 2008 at 09:44 PM