John from ENGLAND writes: "...Hi Chris: my name is John and this is my stuffed head crab, Headdy Murphy. We both hail from the Isle of Wight, in the south of England. I noticed the demand was high for shirtless guys, so here I submit my own dreams to be torn apart before an internet audience of 4.39 million viewers."
Recent Shows
Categories
- All Recent Episodes
- American Abdul
- Animals
- Atticus Murphy Jr
- Barf Animations
- Beagles
- Birds
- Black Dogs
- Blender Pets
- Boxers
- Buttons
- Buzz the Dog
- Canada
- Carm the Crazy Cat Lady
- Cat Scan
- Cat versus Dog
- Cats in Boxes
- Celebrities
- Chihuahua
- Chris Leavins Story Hour
- Chris LIVE on stage
- Christmas Pets
- Colty
- Come to Mama
- Comments
- Cones
- Crafts
- Craig with Cat
- Crazy Cat Ladies
- Cute Hair
- Cute with Chris
- Cutedowns
- Dachshunds
- Dads
- Deceased Pets
- Disabled Pets
- Dusted Dogs
- Dusted Pets
- Elliott the Dog
- Emo Pets
- Everybody's Special
- Forced Against Our Will
- Formal Cat Portraits
- Gay Pets
- Ginger Cats
- Go to Hell Gloves
- Goats
- Grow Pony
- Guest Editor
- Guest Editor: MICHELLE
- Guinea Pigs
- Halloween
- Holiday
- Home Decor
- home decor
- Homeless Pets
- Horses
- How Did He Turn Out
- Ian the Human Cat
- IFS4Y Day
- ISF4Y
- Jesus
- Kiss the Paw
- Kittens
- Labradors
- Lady Brenda's School of Teenage Dance
- lasers
- Let's Feel Sad
- Let's LipSynch
- LIVE in TORONTO
- LIVE in VICTORIA
- LIVE on TOUR
- Me Me Me
- Men with Lady Names
- Men with Pets
- Mice
- Mini Pets
- No Pictures
- Office Pets
- Old Pets
- Pandas
- Peanuts
- Plastic
- Pocket Pets
- Poodles
- previews
- Pugs
- Puppies
- Rabbits
- Rats
- Reality Bites
- Rescue Pets
- Rover drinks because you don't care
- Season Pets
- Shipping Supplies_
- Snow
- SoGood/SoBad
- Spaniels
- Special
- Squirrels
- Stuffed Pets
- Synchronized Sleeping
- T-Shirts
- Tabby Cats
- Teen Cult Machine
- Teen News
- Teens
- Television
- Terriers
- Thank You for Pissing Me Off.
- The Things People Send Me
- Then and Now
- This Week in Aht
- Today in Maayan
- Turtles
- Two-Face
- Up in yo face
- Viewer Pets
- Viewer Pets 2008
- Viewer Pets 2009
- Viewer Photo Mashups
- Viewer Response Videos
- Viewers
- Wet Pets
- What You Sick People
- You Can Stop Now.
A Word From Our Sponsors
Things you might want to know
CHRIS' BOOK
Search This Site
Custom Search
Fan on Facebook
CWC LIVE
- Archive Footage and Photos from Chris Recent Live Show
LIVE in TORONTO
Join Chris' mailing list
- Get awesome updates from Chris
IT'S A BEAR! Finally =)
We've been waiting so long for this day.
Ps. That "head crab" looks like overtanned Cthulu monster :P
Posted by: Janne | March 17, 2008 at 12:06 AM
YUCK. Not Cool.
Posted by: joss | March 17, 2008 at 12:18 AM
Nice crab?
Posted by: Stevie | March 17, 2008 at 12:33 AM
hot
Posted by: Cody | March 17, 2008 at 12:43 AM
sexy... i'd rub up against your hairy man boobs.. ;) but put down the crab... it frightens me.
Posted by: sara | March 17, 2008 at 01:01 AM
I like the crab... it's so cute...
Posted by: alexandria | March 17, 2008 at 01:09 AM
The headcrab makes me scared, but John's rocking it.
Posted by: arwen | March 17, 2008 at 01:20 AM
He got crabs!
Posted by: ash | March 17, 2008 at 01:41 AM
Damn, John. You are a bold man. You have the crayzee cat ladies' attention.
Posted by: customcartoons | March 17, 2008 at 01:47 AM
Dear Chris,
Please don't every do that again. I mean it, with all my heart. =)
Signed,
Your devoted 30ishteen crazy cat lady....
P.S. If your going to show some man flesh make it more of the Mike's bare behind type...
Posted by: Moi | March 17, 2008 at 02:04 AM
Yay for gay bears!
Posted by: Orange_Fescue | March 17, 2008 at 03:19 AM
oooh...hello mister. HAWT !!
Posted by: pim | March 17, 2008 at 03:43 AM
Not exactly sexy, no...
But hey, there are worse things in this world. Like running over your dogs skull with a truck.
So good for you if you have such self confidence!
Posted by: Barb | March 17, 2008 at 04:31 AM
Hey John,
you're very brave. I think you have a handsome face :) Cheers!
Posted by: pers | March 17, 2008 at 04:34 AM
YAY - "fluffy" people are people too!
But what is that thing you're holding - a beanie baby, or a hand puppet?
Posted by: Drunkbunny | March 17, 2008 at 04:35 AM
It's neither - it's a semi-plush semi-rigid thingy. It's mostly plush but it also has wires for the limbs, and the underside is rigid too. So...I dunno. It's DEFINITELY a headcrab though!
Posted by: John | March 17, 2008 at 05:00 AM
Oh come ON now Chris.....again you spoil breakfast for me...lol....
Well at least he's got the balls to say, look at me like it or not...but...I'm fluffy and I damn well wouldn't take a nekkid pic of me to show to online strangers....eesh...
Posted by: Robin | March 17, 2008 at 05:05 AM
John,
You are a brave, crazy man. And is that crab really alive? It is totally creeping me out.
Posted by: Sarah | March 17, 2008 at 05:22 AM
Go John! Do your thing!
Posted by: Ash | March 17, 2008 at 05:25 AM
I find the crab to be the most disturbing part of the pics.
Posted by: Jbaby | March 17, 2008 at 05:26 AM
holy BEEEEEEEEEEEP
Posted by: holly | March 17, 2008 at 05:27 AM
I don´t know what to say..
You are like my PC music player - Audacious :)
Please say hello to Murphy.
Posted by: Veronika_Valeria | March 17, 2008 at 05:30 AM
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Posted by: Jeannie | March 17, 2008 at 05:42 AM
It's Keith, from "The Office"!
Posted by: Aaron | March 17, 2008 at 06:08 AM
Sir, you have brass balls. BRAVO!
Posted by: Christa | March 17, 2008 at 06:27 AM