John from ENGLAND

John from ENGLAND writes: "...Hi Chris: my name is John and this is my stuffed head crab, Headdy Murphy. We both hail from the Isle of Wight, in the south of England. I noticed the demand was high for shirtless guys, so here I submit my own dreams to be torn apart before an internet audience of 4.39 million viewers."

...CLICK HERE FOR MY RESPONSE

Comments

[bonix]

AGREED!!!

[bonix]

AGREED!!!

[Randomandyroo]

Frag that head crab and give me a call. your a hottie!.

WOOF !!!!!
GRRRRR !!!!

[pirateseasick]

I say thank you. I'm sure I speak for a lot of people who find this type of guy attractive when I say "mmmmm fuzzy"!

[sarah]

I dunno. I thought he was kind of cute. He'd probably look a lot better if he didn't take pictures from that angle.

[sufiyan]

i think i just puked a little in my mouth :S

[Charity]

CRAB PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE!
*BOOM BOOM*
TASTE LIKE CRAB! TALK LIKE PEOPLE!

[KATE]

Your brave...
thats why people aren't tearing you to shreds...
you have a nice smile and look nice in the suit
bu...
please keep the shirt on

Chris!!! that was highly dissapointing how about a shirtless chris pic!!!!!!!!

[CrazyForChris]

Which one is the crab?

[petrina]

Kelly at 8:25 posts:

"why won't nice, normal, fit guys want to post shirtless photos? It's kind of ironic only strange really out of shape guys want to post their pictures. Do they really think they look good or are they just dying for some sort of attention?"

Posted by: Jackie

I guess my reponse to that is:

"Why are some people such BITCHES????

1-Who the hell says that John isn't nice?
2- if you are looking for NORMAL aren't you looking in the wrong place

3- Looking good is subjective- just because he doesn't look good to you doesn't mean he won't apeal to someone else.

I think that you and Rhonda should suck it together"

WORD! i second that. i think all of you that are hating on john can go suck it. you all had a choice to look at john's shirtless photo or not, you all chose to look at. it's not like it was sitting on the cwc home page waiting for you.
way to go john! i think you are adorable.

[Ashie]

John needs another crab.

Then, JOHN HAS CRABS.

:]

[allama]

yay! manflesh!
this is what all of us 30-fourteen year olds have been craving!

lol!

[allama]

now we need some CHRIS MANFLESH!!!

[Mel]

Oh John, Kudos for being brave.

But please don't do it again.

I'm sorry.

[mallory]

WHAT THE F*********************K!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?

[Daniel]

Nasty!!! i was expecting somwthing hot like the last shirtless dude!!! Gross!!!!

[Kipluck]

John, your ROCK. And are waaaaay braver than I.

And I am covering my eyes. *giggling*

[Sam?]

jeezum, John in England, you gotz alot of... stones for posting this on here and well, you should've listened to Chris. Your dreams will soon be killed by all the teens, crazy cat ladies, crazy cat/dog men and Chrises stalkers.
You were warned...

/!\ you should've listened to him! /!\

[FDC]

Im scared.....
please MY lord this needs a disclaim legend at the begining
its ok t b chubby or what ever but a fat guy with crabs?

Please Please i might need to stare at mike bums for days in order toget this picture out of my mind , know we know it i snot that growler is gay is simply that he say this gay naked and he needed t ras ethat vision.

Jhon please ease up on the butter and fats and food as a whole , doing this for your health also.

wondering if i am going to have night mares

CHRIS SHIRTLESS IS NOT ENOUGH..... WE NEED HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PICS Ok?

[Marche]

Yay a Headcrab! Headcrabs are the best creature to come out of the half life series imho.

[meka]

awesome!
good for you man