"...I didn’t enjoy it, and I'll tell you why-- I didn’t get it. Never let it show on your face my dear. Even though it was safe and boring shes got a beautiful voice and she should know it. You know what, they love you. You look fantastic. You look lovely tonight."
since when did CWC become the Paula Abdul/Idol site? Once or twice was funny, but now it's dull. She's a freak.
Posted by: harlan | March 12, 2008 at 05:52 PM
i laugh every time i read these
Posted by: tinaNYC | March 12, 2008 at 05:54 PM
I hated these at first but now I find myself liking them why does M'lord always brainwash me. It's like Ethan all over again. First you hate, then you love.
Posted by: tinaNYC | March 12, 2008 at 06:01 PM
make it stop!
Posted by: devin | March 12, 2008 at 06:11 PM
Hey, when did the wording on the zombie-kitten banner change from "Cult with Chris" to "Cute with Chris"? Or am I so brainwashed I can't tell the difference anymore?? Oh help...
Posted by: Natty | March 12, 2008 at 06:21 PM
Does she even realize what she's saying?
Posted by: misslis | March 12, 2008 at 06:23 PM
I love these, too. Paula, dear, quit your drinking! :)
Posted by: Dawn | March 12, 2008 at 06:25 PM
Natty-- you have become one of us. Only the initiated can see "Cute."
Posted by: Stevie | March 12, 2008 at 07:08 PM
i for one am LOVING the Paula mash-ups...keep 'em coming!
Posted by: crowy | March 12, 2008 at 07:26 PM
aww I LOVE a kitty in a box! I think the Paula quotes are pretty funny, but kitty steals the show.
Posted by: sarah | March 12, 2008 at 07:26 PM
I think these are pretty funny, I've never watched American Idol, but I can seriously say Paula has mental problems.
Or at least needs to take an english class?
Posted by: Barb | March 12, 2008 at 11:32 PM
"upside down, boy, you turn me
inside out, and, round and round
upside down, boy, you turn me
inside out, and, round and round"
Posted by: Nic | March 13, 2008 at 01:58 AM
Paula "didn't get it." SHOCKING.
Posted by: Wilhelmina | March 13, 2008 at 04:08 AM
I can't work out if this cat really is upside down or not!
Is it wrong that I still like playing in cardboard boxes??
Posted by: Sarah (aka KB) | March 13, 2008 at 01:28 PM
Hahaha! This gave me the traumatic giggles!
Posted by: malice | March 13, 2008 at 09:30 PM