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no more paula please.
Posted by: lenora | March 19, 2008 at 02:25 PM
Geico commercial? She looks like a lizard or a caveman?
I want a peek in Paula's pill case.
Posted by: Christa | March 19, 2008 at 02:29 PM
I'm really confused on these....
Posted by: Olga | March 19, 2008 at 02:44 PM
more Paula please!
(yours is better than the real thing!)
Posted by: eric | March 19, 2008 at 02:54 PM
I love the look on that's cat face, and the fact that it is eating I can't believe it's not butter. It looks disgusted by the taste.
Posted by: Nova | March 19, 2008 at 03:01 PM
I LOVE THESE MASH-UPS!
Paula is the dog. She rules.
The stuff that comes out of her mouth is metaphysically so, so, weird!
Keep them coming Cult Members.
Ahhhhh.
My Lord you bless us.
Posted by: juliana | March 19, 2008 at 03:05 PM
Does Paul really say this shit?
Posted by: mewfymewf | March 19, 2008 at 03:15 PM
Hey Chris, thanks for posting my kitties Clyde and Kiddo. An fyi for the viewers its water in the butter dish.
Thanks again, Mike
Posted by: Mike | March 19, 2008 at 03:30 PM
Hey Chris, thanks for posting my kitties Clyde and Kiddo. An fyi for the viewers its water in the butter dish.
Thanks again, Mike
Posted by: Mike | March 19, 2008 at 03:30 PM
Mike, ur kittens are so cute! Paula annoyes the cat-litter out of me!
Posted by: ash | March 19, 2008 at 04:08 PM
Paula,
That is not a compliment!! Superstars hope for more than commercials. Now David Archuleta- He's a superstar!! Me love him.
Posted by: kelly from pa | March 19, 2008 at 04:20 PM
Yes mewfymewf-
Paula really says this stuff. She also told cutiepie David Archuleta that she wanted to squish his head and hang him from her rearview mirror. Check it out on youtube.
Posted by: kelly from pa | March 19, 2008 at 04:25 PM
that cat is eating butter. but no one cares about the cat.
isn't that what really matters here?
Posted by: chelsea | March 19, 2008 at 04:51 PM
I'm with Olga...I don't really get these. I suppose it's because I don't watch American Idol. Or Canadian Idol. Or any show that must, as a contractual stipulation, include at least one bitchy British man.
Posted by: Aaron | March 19, 2008 at 08:10 PM
Does Paula Abdul have brains? When you look into these her empty blabberings as Idols judge, doesn't look like it to me..
Posted by: Janne | March 20, 2008 at 03:16 AM
Aww... I love Paula! She's my favorite stoned TV personality!
And also? David Archuletta is totally overrated. I will cry a thousand tears if he wins this year. David Cook ftw!
*flees the scary 14-year-old fangirls*
Posted by: lelila | March 20, 2008 at 01:09 PM
You don't need to watch any Idols to understand these. Just a grasp of English and a coherence.
Posted by: Dein | June 12, 2008 at 09:29 PM
*sense of coherence.
Posted by: Dein | June 12, 2008 at 09:30 PM