Your Morning Paula

"...I like your hair cut. I like it. Oh my god. You look great. I think you’re looking more beautiful and more beautiful and its amazing. You look stunning tonight, and you look like a beautiful. You're a rock star, a blue star, and you look gorgeous. You had a great minute and thirty seconds."

Comments

[Bdub]

DRUNKEN PAULA STRIKES AGAIN

[Stevie]

That's, like, poetry, man.

[ash]

She's one to many fruits short of a cake

[Rachael]

A Blue Star?? Seriously, what is wrong with her? I'm surprised she doesn't just zone out in mid-sentance.

[Jen]

She does zone out in mid-sentence. That's why she sounds so... ah... different.

[Opiedog]

You've ruined my watching AI! Everytime Paula opens her mouth all I can hear are the "sound bites" that are going to matched with some cat picture on Cute With Chris. I can't believe how inane this woman sounds.

[alanna]

lol@"you had a great minute and thirty seconds!"

oh, and by the way...blue stars are some of the hottest in the galaxy... who knew paula was an astronomy nerd?

[Sarah aka KB]

She's three fries short of a happy meal....

[Manda]

I think she said "blues star" but just forget I said that because that would mean I am admitting I watch that show. Which I totally don't (nervous laughter)

[Carolyn]

OMG, she's multiplying!!! (But not as in the mathematical sense...I dunno if she got that far in school...)

[Melissa H.]

Wow. Definitely drug induced.

[sara]

I don't miss my tv since I can rely on Chris for the best soundbites.

[Teresa]

I like the looks she gets from Simon. I sometimes think he is waiting for the men in white coats to come for her.

[Barb]

Tard. She is a tard....I hate to say it.

[Emmaline]

I don't think it's coke she's drinking...

[Shari]

Why are people allowing her to say these crazy things?! Doesn't she have any friends? Wtf Paula, stop it, you're wacked!

"You look like a beautiful."

*shake-my-head* Shame...