
"...I like your hair cut. I like it. Oh my god. You look great. I think you’re looking more beautiful and more beautiful and its amazing. You look stunning tonight, and you look like a beautiful. You're a rock star, a blue star, and you look gorgeous. You had a great minute and thirty seconds."
DRUNKEN PAULA STRIKES AGAIN
Posted by: Bdub | April 02, 2008 at 12:44 AM
That's, like, poetry, man.
Posted by: Stevie | April 02, 2008 at 12:51 AM
She's one to many fruits short of a cake
Posted by: ash | April 02, 2008 at 01:08 AM
A Blue Star?? Seriously, what is wrong with her? I'm surprised she doesn't just zone out in mid-sentance.
Posted by: Rachael | April 02, 2008 at 05:34 AM
She does zone out in mid-sentence. That's why she sounds so... ah... different.
Posted by: Jen | April 02, 2008 at 05:36 AM
You've ruined my watching AI! Everytime Paula opens her mouth all I can hear are the "sound bites" that are going to matched with some cat picture on Cute With Chris. I can't believe how inane this woman sounds.
Posted by: Opiedog | April 02, 2008 at 05:56 AM
lol@"you had a great minute and thirty seconds!"
oh, and by the way...blue stars are some of the hottest in the galaxy... who knew paula was an astronomy nerd?
Posted by: alanna | April 02, 2008 at 06:21 AM
She's three fries short of a happy meal....
Posted by: Sarah aka KB | April 02, 2008 at 06:52 AM
I think she said "blues star" but just forget I said that because that would mean I am admitting I watch that show. Which I totally don't (nervous laughter)
Posted by: Manda | April 02, 2008 at 08:39 AM
OMG, she's multiplying!!! (But not as in the mathematical sense...I dunno if she got that far in school...)
Posted by: Carolyn | April 02, 2008 at 02:07 PM
Wow. Definitely drug induced.
Posted by: Melissa H. | April 02, 2008 at 04:08 PM
I don't miss my tv since I can rely on Chris for the best soundbites.
Posted by: sara | April 02, 2008 at 04:24 PM
I like the looks she gets from Simon. I sometimes think he is waiting for the men in white coats to come for her.
Posted by: Teresa | April 02, 2008 at 07:21 PM
Tard. She is a tard....I hate to say it.
Posted by: Barb | April 02, 2008 at 09:16 PM
I don't think it's coke she's drinking...
Posted by: Emmaline | April 03, 2008 at 12:57 PM
Why are people allowing her to say these crazy things?! Doesn't she have any friends? Wtf Paula, stop it, you're wacked!
"You look like a beautiful."
*shake-my-head* Shame...
Posted by: Shari | April 03, 2008 at 11:42 PM