Your gloves just play nice right now. But some day you will say "I wish I had this third-degree burns instead of what my gloves did to me!". Pay attention - gloves = pure evil.
It's not that gloves aren't necessary for certain tasks. I just think it's safe to say that everybody's sick of their bullshit, and they should stop thinking they're better than everybody else.
Chris wants all his fans to be naked. This is a very slow process. First - he removed towels from their lives. Now he is doing exactly the same thing with gloves. Pants will be next!
Dead human flesh...-shudders- I think Melissa makes a valid argue in favor of gloves. While I personally dislike gloves I do benefit from their usefulness from time to time.
Gloves just need to stop being so stuck up, and realize that they're just an acessory like everyone else. Then, maybe I'll think about letting them back into my home.
I am Melissas BFF and I just wanted to say that I'm proud of you for standing up for the gloves. They have been endlessly useful in labs and I love you! Yay CWC!
Here we are again, just a few days before the big Go-To-Hell-Gloves-Fiesta-2009!, and we haven't heard a peep about your plans.
You have a responsibility to your viewers to take a stand against gloves. They demoralize and threaten the very fabric of society, especially when that fabric is wool or latex. So please, Chris. Please speak out against gloves.
Your gloves just play nice right now. But some day you will say "I wish I had this third-degree burns instead of what my gloves did to me!". Pay attention - gloves = pure evil.
Posted by: alkaline | June 04, 2008 at 11:51 AM
It's not that gloves aren't necessary for certain tasks. I just think it's safe to say that everybody's sick of their bullshit, and they should stop thinking they're better than everybody else.
Posted by: guycott | June 04, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Chris wants all his fans to be naked. This is a very slow process. First - he removed towels from their lives. Now he is doing exactly the same thing with gloves. Pants will be next!
Posted by: alkaline | June 04, 2008 at 01:01 PM
I gotta agree with Melissa on this one. Gloves have never done me wrong.
Posted by: Alicia | June 04, 2008 at 02:38 PM
I gotta agree with Melissa on this one. Gloves have never done me wrong.
Posted by: Alicia | June 04, 2008 at 02:38 PM
Yea! I feel safe to come out of my gloves closet and state proudly. . ."I love you, gloves!"
Thank you, Melissa, for helping to give me strength.
Posted by: SmilinSweetpea | June 04, 2008 at 04:15 PM
my name is leslie, and i love gloves!
Posted by: Leslie | June 04, 2008 at 04:31 PM
shame on you sick people. take your love of gloves and go to hell? whats next? the love of charles from ventura?
Posted by: cramer j | June 04, 2008 at 05:08 PM
Hey alkaline, you forgot shirts...at least from the men (thank the Lord..ur..ummm..chris)...mmm...manflesh...SHIRTLESS!!!
Posted by: Emmy Celeste | June 04, 2008 at 07:20 PM
Dead human flesh...-shudders- I think Melissa makes a valid argue in favor of gloves. While I personally dislike gloves I do benefit from their usefulness from time to time.
Posted by: Meli | June 05, 2008 at 09:39 AM
Gloves just need to stop being so stuck up, and realize that they're just an acessory like everyone else. Then, maybe I'll think about letting them back into my home.
Posted by: Katy from Texas | June 06, 2008 at 09:54 AM
I am Melissas BFF and I just wanted to say that I'm proud of you for standing up for the gloves. They have been endlessly useful in labs and I love you! Yay CWC!
Posted by: Jillian | June 09, 2008 at 07:51 AM
Dear Chris,
Here we are again, just a few days before the big Go-To-Hell-Gloves-Fiesta-2009!, and we haven't heard a peep about your plans.
You have a responsibility to your viewers to take a stand against gloves. They demoralize and threaten the very fabric of society, especially when that fabric is wool or latex. So please, Chris. Please speak out against gloves.
Posted by: Mark Panzarino | May 29, 2009 at 10:15 PM