chris leavins

This Week in Aht

Adrian in AUSTRALIA writes: "...Hey Chris:  I found this awesome picture in a junk shop in Downtown Melbourne, it was so awesome that blood shot out my ears, I had to have a picture with it. The old lady who owns the shop got mad, very mad, she kicked us out - I even offered to pay the $65 dollars for the damn thing, she was too proud or she was a tease. Either way she wouldn't sell, I'll try to go back in disguise and get it. Keep you updated." -Adrian. Toronto expat in Melbourne

Focus on what you CAN do.

"...Hi Chris, I'm Chrysteena from ARIZONA and this is my cat Ghibli. Ghibli is a bit of a recluse, afraid of other cats, birds, and the wind. Being an indoor cat he's been a little sheltered; the window being his only way of seeing where  he will never be. He is also, a little bit special... he can't cover  his poop. He will scratch away, scratch walls, floors, cans, knock things over but never accomplishes what he came to do. So I present to you this photograph entitled..."I Have Pooped".

Men with Lady Names

"Sasha". Confident in his masculinity. Sent by Tara in WEST VIRGINIA.

Sprinkler

Katie from ARKANSAS writes: "...Dear Chris, My horse Faust is more like a big dog then he is a horse.  He absolutely loves the water."

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Blender Cat?

Karen in PITTSBURGH writes: "...Hi Chris:  We were walking past a vacuum cleaner store when this kitty came out and started whoring it up on the leopard skin rug in the window. "Don't leave! Don't leeeeeave," I heard her saying." Karen in Pittsburgh.

Staycation

"Oh hello dear owners," says Juanita the cat. "Where the hell have you been? Decide to take a little trip? Did you have a good time in Mexico or Costa Rica or whatever goddamn tropical paradise you went to?  Thanks for leaving me here with a 14 pound bag of cat food, and a box of my own shit. Do you think I'm just gonna forget? Well, let me remind you, I am Juanita, and Juanita's gonna hit you with a little surprise..."

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What You Sick People Come Here For

"Scooter". Apologizes for making you vomit all over your computer. Sent by Hunter in MISSOURI.

Please Make Fun of Me

Aaron from ONTARIO writes: "...Hello, Chris. I read your criticism of Anna (22teen) and figured these pics would be freakish enough for your rabid fans to make fun of...."

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Presi-cats

Jen from CALIFORNIA writes: "...Dear Chris- I couldn't help but notice that two of my cats look very much like the current presidential candidates. Tiger looks like McCain, and Felix looks like Obama." Love<3 Jen from CA.

This Week in (horse) Aht

Faye (27teen) in BOSTON writes: "...Dear Chris, I am not a crazy cat lady.  In fact, I don't really like pets.  I come here for the snark.  I went to the New Museum this weekend in NYC to check out their contemporary aht installations and came upon this fellow.  I think he may be a relative of Pervy as he seems to enjoy being mounted."