chris leavins

The New Year

"Trixie". Glad to put it behind her. Sent by Lauren, BC.

Stewart New Year

Jessica in TEXAS tells me Martha Stewart had a New Year's party for her cats. Why wasn't I invited, Martha? I am the number-one cat blogger on the goddamn internet today Martha. I bought one of your teflon pizza pans at Kmart, and a cast-iron stew pot at Macy's. I think the least you could do is have me on your show. Do you know how many teen viewers I have? Your audience isn't getting any younger. Think about it.

Taunter

Hah-hah. Sent by Jackie VIRGINIA 25teen.

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry

"Charlie". Happy New Year. Sent by Jessica in ONTARIO.

Mr. Snowboto

"...Hey Chris, This is Mr. Snowboto. Unfortunately he's an evil snow robot, hence his lips being stained red with the blood of his enemies. Or pomegranate seeds. I forget which. It's not his fault though; he was outcast by his rounder fellows at a very young age when it was discovered he was irredeemably square." Kate, 19 (not 19teen which is redundant by far) Canada.

The Plastic

Sent by Jack in CALIFORNIA.

Sweenter

Sarina in SWEDEN writes: "...Hi Chris, my name is Sarina, im 20 and I live in Sweden, this is usually what Sweden looks like in the winters. This is by my parents house,  It’s pretty and all. But it sucks to slip and fall on your ass! In the last picture you can see the difference between summer and winter. pretty cool!"

Manteau

Noella from TORONTO writes: "...Cameron's "grandma" in Texas was very concerned that she might not survive a cold Canadian winter in Toronto - so she sent this lovely coat. Which Cameron very kindly modeled for 10 minutes or so, before proceeding to eat it."

Ripped Lord.

Josh writes: "...Hey Chris! 22teen from Boston, MA here. This Christmas, I got a Jesus doll that not only talks but is also fully poseable. He's pretty cut, too. You can even see one of his nipples through his thin clothing. He also came in what my mother called the ugliest gift bag. I'm not sure if this counts as "Men With Pets" but it screamed CWC and I just had to share."

Aht

Sara in PENNSYLVANIA writes: This month, I gave birth to a little girl.  I was in labor for nearly 48 hours, so my husband (Matt, 30teen) got to know the maternity ward at the hospital pretty well.  Much to his delight, he discovered a painting of a CCL in one of the waiting areas. So, in addition to taking pictures of the new baby, he of course had to take a picture of the CCL painting.  It's important to have priorities, right?"