It's Official.

19 year old Tess from OHIO writes: "...Hi Chris. I went to my town's senior citizen garage sale yesterday and I stumbled across the most wonderful CAT SWEATER... ever. It has ribbons on it. I've attached pictures of my cat Mortameer and I modeling it. I think he just realized he's owned by a crazy cat lady." -Tess, 19teen Ohio

Comments

[NO NAME FOR YOU! (name nazi)]

"And then it dawned on our dear Mortameer as he looked up into the eyes of his crazed owner...'I have to get out'"

[Jen]

I hope you're proud of yourself, Chris. You do realize you're legitimizing the CCL sub-culture, right?

[Maximus]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! your only 19 you can be saved from crazy cat ladydom, You can still keep the cat but i'm afraid you can't be crazy

[Kait]

Tess, I know you miss my face, but couldn't you have found another way to deal with your sorrows?! I never meant for you to turn into a CCL!!!

[alex and ashton]

this makes me happy,

show ozzie next?

[Furfag]

She is totally faking it. You can see it in the picture. There isn't enough signs of crazy cat lady syndrome. Once we see cat wallpaper on the walls then maybe we will believe you. Till then you can fuck off with pretending. I fucking hate people that fake things to pretend they are "cool".

[steele]

The ribbons are a nice touch, though I'm pretty such you need more than one cat to qualify as CCL.

[beccajett]

I would totally wear that >_>

[Kait]

Wait, that's not the same kitty you had that was into drinking and smoking. When did you get a new kitty?

[Tess]

That's my family's cat, the kitty that was smoking and drinking was Ozzy... *rip* And now I have little miss Lily.

[Tess]

And as for you, Furfag, I'm pretty sure your just jealous of my prized cat sweater.

I mean, if I were you, I'd be jealous, so I don't blame you for your ridiculous comment.

[Mia]

Poor, pathetic, little Furfag, you just don't get it. It doesn't matter how many cats you have or even if you have cat wallpaper; it's about the love and devotion you give your cats.
If anyone is a CCL, Tess is!

[rockgodess379]

OH. MY. GOD. you are only, like, three years older than me and you are already freakier than my grandma. get a fucking life you weirdo, if you shaved, did your hair, tanned, and threw on a micro mini you could almost be hot, get out there for god's sakes. you are a loser. get a boyfriend. go have sex, that is the antidote for being a CCL. BTW- mia, tess, and furfag... you guys are all total losers and could never get laid. freaks.

[Tess]

Being a CCL is not a bad thing... it's like a precious gift! Love the kitties!

[Kait]

Tess would look weird in a micro mini and a tan.
So don't fuck with my friend! For your information, she has a boyfriend. (I actually can't think of a time when she didn't have a guy).
You just can't handle the fact that she's the bomb shit!

[NO NAME FOR YOU! (name nazi)]

Dear Rockgoddess379,

Aw. You must be new or something.

Here's an idea...why don't YOU go have sex instead of commenting on a site about puppies and kittens. I mean, Rockgoddess? Isn't that supposed to make you some kind of a badass?

Really? I mean, get a fucking life.

Micro mini...that part actually made me laugh. Yea, because NO ONE thinks THOSE are slutty or anything.

Go stand out on the street corner and earn the rent.

LEAVE TESS ALOOOOOOONE! She's awesome.

[mia]

Rockgoddess (yeah right - in your dreams)

I feel very sorry for you. You are trying to make others feel bad so that you can feel better about your own pathetic life.

You are indeed the "loser".