Chelsea from NORTH CAROLINA writes: "...Ronald (a whitetail buck) used to belong to a man named Jesus who lived down the road from my uncle. He found Ronald in a field when he was just a baby and STOLE him from his mother! Jesus recently had some hunters threaten to shoot Ronald, cuz he's got some pretty nice antlers. He called the police and filed a report, somehow word got out and people got angry that Jesus had a wild animal in a fenced in yard, PETA got involved and things got ugly. So we got ANOTHER guy down the street to sedate Ronald and move him to our house, he now lives happily indoors and out and likes to sleep on the beds, shed hair everywhere, and slide around on the hardwood. His favorite food is butter pecan ice cream! -Chelsea from North Carolina."
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Marvin from NEW YORK writes: "...Dear Chris, Recently someone named Chelsea from NC posted a picture of a full grown Deer named "Ronald" to your site claiming she rescued it and was living in her house. She is a big stupid liar and the photo was clearly faked. So obviously so I could spot the patch marks on my iPhone. What's more disappointing are all the responses from CWC fans who are buying her filthy whore lies. Please settle this pointless debate on whether a deer should be kept indoors and make some of your viewers less stupid. Thanks Marvin (37-teen-gay-bear)."
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