You didn't send a picture, Monica.

Hello Chris,

This is my cat, Feather. When I was in the fifth grade, this cat
followed me home from the bus-stop. She was a very sad looking stray
and only weighed 2 pounds, so my family started calling her Feather
and let me keep her. Once she had the ability to eat meals regularly,
she ate way too many. She got super fat, 24 pounds, so we just
started calling her "Meat." But thanks to the Catkins diet (all meat,
no carbs) she's down to 15. This is a picture of her at her fattest.
Now she has lots of extra skin that hangs over the chairs she sits
on. Anyway, I'm in college now in New York and won't see her until
March. Usually she sleeps on my pillow next to me, but now my pillow
is empty.

Thanks a lot,
Monica, 18teen, Baltimore mostly

Comments

[leah]

ah.. Haven't we all done this before? Its good to attach your photos before you begin typing :)

[Bethany]

Seriously Chris? I send you good pictures and funny stories and nothing. Some girl can't even figure out that she didn't attach a photo and you post that instead. Nice to know where your priorities are.

[homagetogorto]

Bethany,

We've always known where his priorities are. Do your stories open you up for hard-core mocking by Chris and his cult? Funny's not enough, it has to be mean.

Threats and blackmail often work, though, so just ratchet up that comment up about ten notches and good luck!

[rbootsie310]

????????
What was your point?

[NO NAME FOR YOU! (name nazi)]

Aw, what a cute kitty!

Oh wait...there is no kitty.

Might be a good idea to...you know check if you actually ATTACHED A PICTURE.

[A.J.]

Hey, at least it was not blurry - HIGH QUALITY!

[M]

Ha, A.J. you are right. This is the highest quality photo I have ever not seen!

[Natalie]

Gmail has an awesome Lab that reminds you to attach a file if you mention it in the body of the email.

I used to do this same shit all the time!

[bwencewm]

homagetogorto: I did that. And nothing. I've said it once here, and i'll say again: Chris is a bitch.

[Tova]

Now we know why she needs college?

[LibitCS]

Awww. I hope she re-sends the photo(s) I'd like to see 3 photos please: 1 as baby Feather; 1 as Meat; and 1 as she is now.

Ignore the above abuse and re-send those photos, Monica! :-)