You may be familiar with the unforgivable life-altering fraud that is Ronald the Deer. Sarah is a teen viewer in OHIO who vouches for his authenticity. She writes: "...Ronald is indeed, not fake. We went to high school together oh so many years ago. He was so sweet and funny. I always had so much fun hanging out with him. He even took me to a sweethearts dance. That's just the type of guy he was!"
Maybe at Chris' next show, we can have a Ronald meet and greet. That'd make all my dreams alive.
Ronald seems like such a nice guy - olympic racer, house hold pet, highschool sweetheart... I'd really like to meet him.
Posted by: Esther | March 05, 2009 at 12:10 AM
Oh, and ALSO, he's incredibly handsome. Hoohee!
Posted by: Esther | March 05, 2009 at 12:11 AM
Sarah, you do know that Ronald was only horny for you.
Posted by: BeeChilly | March 05, 2009 at 04:08 AM
It's true! I can vouch! I was at the dance! Did you know, although he's not actually a reindeer, he can also FLY? Yes! It's the truth! He used to work for Santa!!
Posted by: Tova | March 05, 2009 at 06:35 AM
Seems like a cool guy, why can't Chris just give him a break?
Posted by: steele | March 05, 2009 at 08:13 AM
I am loving this.
Posted by: Single Kelly | March 05, 2009 at 09:05 AM
Yes! More Ronald mash-ups! :)
Posted by: Natty | March 05, 2009 at 10:29 AM
Ronald is like Santa. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. SO YA BETTA BE GOOD FUH GODDAMMITALL'S SAKE!
Posted by: Sarah | March 05, 2009 at 01:55 PM
I had a dream about Ronald the deer last night. How weird is that?
Posted by: Britty | March 05, 2009 at 04:38 PM
I didn't dream about Ronald, but think Ronald is dreamy... Sigh... If only I were 5 years younger and a different species...
Posted by: Tova | March 05, 2009 at 06:22 PM