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Hot Little Hands.

Sebastian 18teen writes: "...Dear Chris, I now have in my hot little hands two CWC Live and two Chris Leavins Story Hour tickets- I had lost hope after not seeing a new video in weeks, and for the first time in awhile I looked at your website. Imagine my delight, my utter joy, my ear piercing screams of ecstasy when I found out that you would be coming to MY city. See you next month- Sebastian Victoria. BC." If you so wish, you may PURCHASE YOUR OWN TICKETS HERE.

Any Questions?

"Bailey". Suggests you don't fuck with him. Sent by Alex in PERTH.

How Did He Turn Out.

Graig is a 21teen who grew up in SOUTH AFRICA. He lives in JAPAN now. Click for HOW HE TURNED OUT.

This Week in Cat Crafts.

Amanda writes: "...Dear Chris, Today I went in to a used furniture store...and...came across these gems. Beware, they are X-rated, but fantastic! Thanks, Amanda, Oregon."

This Week in Horse Aht

Laura in WASHINGTON writes: "...Hi Chris- I'm Laura from Washington and I recently visited the Central Washington University campus to discover some amazing Horse aht. The horse looks like it is made of tree branches and wood, but really is cast bronze. To me though, it looks like a skeleton hell horse. Hope you like. By the way, the artist, Deborah Butterfield who created this piece makes lots and lots of horses out of bronzed twigs and logs."

The Joy of Pets

Tova in FLORIDA writes: "...Dear Chris, Reputable sugar glider breeders often show the sweetest, most socialized gliders - making you believe that gliders are the ideal exotic pet, except for the high price tag.  My family has always  "ooed" and "awwed", knowing one day, a glider would be a welcome (ahem) addition to our home. Last week, someone posted a 2 year old glider on a Craigslist-type site and I, the unsuspecting victim, purchased her at a very reduced cost. That's when I met Sheila;  sugar-glider from hell! I should have been tipped off when we went to pick her up.  It sounded like a Tasmanian devil was inside the box as she made a god-awful "crabbing" noise and tried to scratch her way out to eat our faces during the hour long, terror-filled drive home. Since her arrival a few days ago, she's already drawn blood multiple times & has made it quite clear that each member of my family is her bitch. I'm quite certain that the next time I approach her enclosure that I'll be met with a revolving head & be covered in pea soup. I thought I would send you this letter so that you could post her photo and warn your viewers; don't judge a book by it's cover, this is what the devil looks like. Thank you. Tova in Florida."

The Slow Loris.

America's Next Top Nightmare.

The Joy of Pets.

Lauren from IOWA writes: "...This is Ginger. She has cost me over $150 in headphones and phone chargers. Thats about 8-9 pairs give or take a few and 2 phone chargers; so far she's only a year and a half old. Say she lives to be 17 thats a good $1700 dollars.- Lauren from Iowa."

The Many Poses of Hugo

 

Sara from LAS VEGAS writes: "...Hey Chris, me and my pug Hugo just watched the movie "Milo and Otis" together and after watching poor Otis almost drown on multiple occasions and almost freeze to death - Hugo is feeling a little blue.  Please publish his picture. This would make his day. And please note, Hugo sits on the couch like that all the time.  I'm not sure why." Tea and crumpets, Sara, 22, from Las Vegas

IFS4YD

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