Carm is a 53 year-old retired school teacher from NEW YORK. Although she likes to send me pictures of some random guy she found on the internet and claim that he is her "husband", it's plainly evident that she is a crazy cat lady who never married, never had children, and most definitely does not have the singing ability to appear on "Buffalo's Got Talent". All she has are her 32 precious cats, and a digital camera from Costco to keep her company. Everyday she fills my inbox with 20 to 70 pictures of her "babies". Today I received these shots of a particularly tortured looking orange tabby she insisted on naming "Sunny". I'll spare you the more gruesome photographs, but let's just say you wouldn't look so "sunny" either if some lonely lady in clogs greased your cat anus with a dob of Lite Lube, and snapped away as you pinched out a dozen Kinder eggs.
I'm never eating a Kinder Egg again. Ever.
Posted by: Amy | April 13, 2009 at 08:56 PM
i think Carm and Chris need to have their own TV show. too funny.
Posted by: bloody-cupcakes | April 13, 2009 at 09:02 PM
Clearly Chris has a crush on Carm. . say that 5 times
Posted by: Lite Lube Love | April 13, 2009 at 09:14 PM
That's kind of harsh!
Posted by: Madison | April 13, 2009 at 10:24 PM
Hmmmm...
Are you happy today, Chris?
Posted by: Rodrigo | April 13, 2009 at 10:34 PM
I live for Carm posts. Carm is an internet sensation that needs to happen. All hail Buffalo's #1 Crazy Cat Lady Carm.
Posted by: dresdens | April 13, 2009 at 11:36 PM
Yessss, I freakin' LOVE Carm. CCL's for life!! (and little Sunny is positively adorable)
Posted by: Andrea | April 14, 2009 at 12:26 AM
carm needs to make a calendar of her cuties and sell them. put me down for the 2010 edition.
Posted by: leslie | April 14, 2009 at 03:40 AM
Clearly it's not him having a crush on Carm, it's Carm posting these as Chris is busy... A little help from a friend.
Posted by: Tova | April 14, 2009 at 06:19 AM
You can tell it's not Chris because of the writing style, even the posting style. Chris also knows the difference between "everyday" and "every day".
No harm, no foul. We all know Chris is busy and claims his internet connection to be sporadic at this time. Nothing wrong with a little help from his fan/kindoffriend?/CCL, Carm.
Posted by: Tova | April 14, 2009 at 06:22 AM
Carm, The Crazy Cat Lady AND Chris are both brilliant and hysterical. Wish I had more time to enjoy their entertainment on a regular basis.
Posted by: Marianne Castiglia | April 14, 2009 at 07:13 AM
I love it! And you KNOW Sunny just lives to be dressed up and posed all terminally cute!
Posted by: Shari | April 14, 2009 at 08:35 AM
Sunny looks like he's having an egg dump in the second picture (LOL)! I didn't know that cats laid eggs.
Posted by: CCL Wendy | April 14, 2009 at 08:52 AM
Clearly this is the most talented cat in the history of catkind!
Posted by: Kate | April 14, 2009 at 12:31 PM
What kind of cat food does Carm feed her cats to get those colored eggs? That allows her to put bunny ears on cat & take its picture?
Pass the Cheery-Gum!
Posted by: Soop2nuts | April 14, 2009 at 03:47 PM
Technically, this is not a cat being forced against its will to dress like like a human.
So is it more, or less, humiliating for a cat to be forced against its will to dress like an Easter bunny?
Posted by: Jen | April 15, 2009 at 06:17 AM
Kinder Eggs are the best. I'd eat it, even if it came out of a cats rear end.
Posted by: Robin | April 16, 2009 at 04:05 PM