Jenny 29teen from IOWA writes: "...Dear Chris: As you could probably assume, I am 29teen and I just got home from a New Kids on the Block concert. It was fantastic. It has been 18 years since the last time I saw them in concert and they were even better tonight. I don't think it was entirely due to my being able to drink liquor during the show either. Anyway, I have a problem. Donnie has always been my favorite. I like the Rebels, ya see. However, tonight (as you can see in the attached picture) he came out on stage in an Iowa Hawkeyes t-shirt. This is horrible cause I went to Iowa State. And if there is one thing us Cyclone fans hate more than gloves, it is the Hawkeyes. Now I am torn. What should I do, Chris? Should I continue to love him? Or do I shift my allegiance over to Joey?"
A 29 teen going to see New Kids on the Block?? That is one of the scariest, scariest things I have come across on the internet to date... And the fact that you admit that you attended... You are torn between thing 1 and thing 2, I am torn on whether or not to share the same cult as you & risk being infected, or get the hell out now before it's too late.
Posted by: MonkeyMinded | April 07, 2009 at 07:36 PM
Shudder. As if it wasn't bad enough the first time around...
Posted by: Tova | April 07, 2009 at 07:47 PM
Monkey...might as well get the hell out now.
Clearly you're too bitter to relive a bit of your youth and have blast with friends you've had had since the New Kids were around the first time. I had a damn good time and, hell no, I am not ashamed to admit it.
Lighten up. Life's too short to be worried about what concerts I have fun at.
Posted by: Jenny, from Iowa, who loves Donnie | April 07, 2009 at 08:07 PM
1st - GO CYCLONES!!!
2nd - I had a Donnie Barbie doll when I was a kid (I needed a replacement for my headless Ken) and it was really awesome because he could do the splits if you took his pants off (he had fleshtone molded tightie whities).
3rd - he totally had a rat tail, eew.
Posted by: Jabfish | April 07, 2009 at 08:52 PM
Cyclones rock. Shift alliances- too much black and gold, can't take much more. Must get back to looking at pictures of puppies and kittens before I vomit.
Posted by: Christina | April 07, 2009 at 09:04 PM
I'm pretty sure you should switch to the gay one. That way you won't seethe - yeah, I said 'seethe' - whenever you see him dating another woman.
Or, you could transfer allegiance to the one who still has his own hair.
Posted by: joeybrill | April 07, 2009 at 09:12 PM
stick with donny, just because hes wearing that t-shirt doesnt mean he likes the people, its just an image thing.
Posted by: Amanda | April 08, 2009 at 04:52 AM
Forget all of them and hook up with the chick in the background... And send pictures...
Posted by: A.J. | April 08, 2009 at 05:49 AM
Go Hawks!
Posted by: Christine Smith | April 08, 2009 at 10:04 AM
CYCLONESSSS!!! Woo, I went to ISU too. DIAF Donnie! Ok maybe that is too harsh, but at least let the t-shirt DIAF :P
Posted by: widmer hefeweizen | April 08, 2009 at 10:16 AM
Dude this girl is crazy!
ISU? New kids? What's with this person?!?
Seriously Longhorns, and if you're gunna go with a gay boy band at least go for one who's members aren't old enough to be my grandfathers. I can't believe they're still touring, i thought they had died of old age.
Posted by: Eddie | April 08, 2009 at 10:41 AM
ehm , do i have to be the one to say, things are better SHIRTLESS!!!!
Posted by: calins | April 08, 2009 at 01:11 PM
Since when did Chris turn into some sort of Magic 8-ball for (non)teens?
'Reply hazy, try again.'
Posted by: xerxys | April 09, 2009 at 11:09 AM
Shift to Joey. Please.
Posted by: Bess | April 09, 2009 at 08:15 PM
OMG! Bunch of haters! I love NKOTB & Donnie is my favorite also! Switch to Joey so I can have Donnie for myself! (;
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