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April 30, 2009

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Frank

I know a Phillip. He skateboards which often results in Phillip stains on the sidewalk. Probably different situations though.

Caleb

This is Phillip. Phillip came to the corner of the entrance to my new apartment to waste away. Under the canopee--hidden from the pigeons who had beaten him within an inch of his life. He would get a burst of heat whenever someone opened the door and the dramatic change in temperature would ravage his immune system. He was a stupid bird. Phillip was very friendly. I went very near to him many times and now I have bird flu. I think there might have been something wrong with Phillip like he was a homicidal maniac or something, trying to infect everyone in the building. I found a pigeon colored stain on the sidewalk after he apparently couldn't take it, anymore.

peanut287

shooting stars burn the brightest...so fast, exactly what color is pigeon stain?

Turd Brown

Looks like Phillip left quite a few stains by your door before he passed!

trick

dirty, dirty bird.

beesley

Heh, Caleb. Nice.

Fat_Head

How nice of you for helping the bird. He was scared and sick and you all just walked right by him. Ass.

bettylion

Second that, beesley.

Poor little thing.

Rodrigo

Caleb: you are sick.

denise

Yes, you should have done more to help Phillip because his symptoms were obvious of him needing help.

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