Hi Chris: I recently graduated from college and was moving out of my apartment so I could stay with my boyfriend for a week before I headed home. He came over and helped me put all my things in my car and then broke up with me. Awesome. Luckily, I had a friend to stay with so I could stay and drink my sorrows away in a college town. When my now ex returned my things, he included all the things I had given him I didn't want my parents to find in my room over the summer. These items were then placed into random recycling bins after a night in the bars. He also generously included a pair of his old woolen socks, so yeah, thanks for those. I guess I'll put them on so I can take them off when I find my next conquest. We had also adopted a guinea pig together. I had to give him to my little sister because my ex was severely allergic to everything I love. I sent his picture in before, but you never posted it. Now he's dead. I guess he doesn't have to go through the pain of being a pet in a relationship that went to poo (watching my language for teen viewers). I've included a picture of my poor deceased guinea pig and a pic of me enjoying the single life. -Mandy, 22teen, MN
Head like a Hole!
Sorry, got distracted for a second.
You're guinea pig has a lovely haircut.
Posted by: NO NAME FOR YOU! (name nazi) | May 16, 2009 at 11:24 PM
Sorry to hear that things went to shit. Love the background of your photo.
Posted by: ShaNIN | May 17, 2009 at 12:47 AM
i'd rather die than give u control
=) also distracted
and he left u the socks? bass turd
Posted by: peanut287 | May 17, 2009 at 01:15 AM
Sorry to hear that. Too bad this happened after IFS4YD. It would have made a great entry.
Posted by: Dylan | May 17, 2009 at 04:26 AM
He was a leech who was slowly eating your soul and it's best he's gone.
I'd recommend signing him up for each and every late-night record commercial you can find.
Posted by: Jim (The Canuck One) | May 17, 2009 at 05:04 AM
Woo Woo, First Avenue!! He was classless by the way.
Posted by: Mud Duck | May 17, 2009 at 06:02 AM
I'm a 22-year-old male living vaguely near Minnesota...
Sorry to hear about that though, that's a bitch move on his part. I wouldn't do that to a girl I was dating - right after college? Come on.
Posted by: Dana | May 17, 2009 at 07:59 AM
Reminds me of the start of 'We need girlfriends'. They graduate, are moving their stuff into their new place and Tom gets dumped. Boo.
Posted by: harpdevil | May 17, 2009 at 09:06 AM
Sorry to hear the news but you are so much better off than being with a D-bag who would do that to you. Plus the 20's single life is WAY too great to waste!
Great background... Nice message to your ex, NIN says it best "You're going to get what you deserve".
Forget any revenge advice... Just live your life to the fullest! Crappy exes are exes for a reason and they don't deserve any part of you... Not even thoughts of them because otherwise they are still, however indirectly, in your life. And don't deserve to be.
Throw out the socks... It's past, he doesn't deserve to even have his socks in your life. I've had a few too many boyfriends, perhaps, but learned over time that the best way to get over their assholeness is to get rid of EVERYTHING. NO REMINDERS!! Don't even talk about him! No one who is that much of a jerk deserves his name on your lips.
Posted by: Tova | May 17, 2009 at 10:04 AM
id rather be dumped and die the death of your guinea pig than see nine inch nails.
Posted by: emily | May 17, 2009 at 11:51 AM
Aww, boys are meanie heads. Just rejoice in the single life and know that you're hot and better off without him. Woooo.
Posted by: widmer hefeweizen | May 17, 2009 at 01:39 PM
He may be a butt, but at least he help load up your car. Heavy lifting is all exes are good for. I'd recommend donating the socks to goodwill- push some good karma out into the universe, and make a clean break! sorry about your guinea pig, though.
Posted by: Nat | May 17, 2009 at 02:16 PM
I think you should teach your ex a lesson by having revenge sex. Please call me at: 678-999-8212.
Posted by: Rick | May 17, 2009 at 05:05 PM
Haha, thanks everyone! I didn't expect to make it on here.
Posted by: Mandy | May 17, 2009 at 05:23 PM
Hey, look at it this way, at least you didn't marry the d-bag! You are young, educated, attractive and now a little bit smarter.
P.S. Don't call Rick
Posted by: Michelle | May 17, 2009 at 05:29 PM
Nine Inch Nails rules
Posted by: Ben | May 17, 2009 at 05:53 PM
Yeah, ditto to the "Don't call Rick" advice. I tried, and it's not real. LOL.
Posted by: widmer hefeweizen | May 17, 2009 at 10:36 PM
You tried to call it?? I'm scared... hold me.
Posted by: Rick | May 18, 2009 at 02:18 PM
For the record, Mandy's awesome background of Nine Inch Nails is outside the 7th Street Entry at 1st Ave... a music venue in Minneapolis.
I just thought I'd share that. At least she got to go out and have a (presumably) good time at 1st Ave.
CWC fans in MN, we should so get together.
Posted by: Andrea Jo | May 27, 2009 at 08:49 PM