Sara from BC writes: "...Dear Chris, I feel sorry for myself because I have this new guy in my life these last 4 weeks and already I have noticed that he NEVER makes eye contact with me and is obsessed with my boobs. Like REALLY obsessed. His focus never rises above nipple height and I know for sure he has no idea what colour my eyes are. He doesn't seem to listen to anything I say and I bet he couldn't even tell you my name if you asked him. What should I do? Sara in Victoria."
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Poke his eyes with your nipples the next time he does that. Then dump him :D
Posted by: Kai-Ning | May 17, 2009 at 09:07 PM
haha. clever. is that your... um... yes, i think it is.
Posted by: Maree | May 17, 2009 at 09:10 PM
the shy types are the keepers congrats on you're new fella ;)
Posted by: KATrina | May 17, 2009 at 09:41 PM
D'AWW - what's his name?
Posted by: K. | May 17, 2009 at 09:52 PM
His eyes are smiling.
Posted by: Mary Jean | May 17, 2009 at 10:12 PM
hahahaha...cuteness...
Posted by: Frankie | May 17, 2009 at 10:46 PM
He is sooo cute his eyes are so darling!
Posted by: Mai | May 17, 2009 at 11:21 PM
Alright, someone's got to say it.
Jugs are for Juice!
Posted by: Katie C | May 17, 2009 at 11:23 PM
Is that a frog on his hat? CWC needs more frogs. He's adorable. Congrats.
Posted by: Sally 39teen | May 17, 2009 at 11:37 PM
Woah-- his eyes are like purple! Is the light just funny or do babies' eyes change color?
Posted by: Stevie | May 18, 2009 at 12:20 AM
Congratulations on your new guy. I'm sure he loves you and will love you more as the days pass by. He's cute. =)
Posted by: headbands | May 18, 2009 at 02:31 AM
Give it time, Small babies only think of food and sleep.;)
Posted by: Frank | May 18, 2009 at 03:35 AM
He's beautiful!!! Enjoy him as much as he's enjoying your milk dispensers! :)
Posted by: Natty | May 18, 2009 at 07:26 AM
Tell him to grow up already!
Being cute will only get him so far and you're only going to put up with his mooching for so long!
:)
Posted by: Deanna | May 18, 2009 at 07:36 AM
lol @ Deanna ^
Ya know, I'd comment, but I'm too busy saying "Awwwwwwwww!"
Posted by: SmilinSweetpea | May 18, 2009 at 09:42 AM
babies don't really start focusing on people and objects til around 3 months old.
Posted by: MAR | May 18, 2009 at 11:46 AM
Have you tried turning the TV onto a football game? Works with me.
Posted by: Rick | May 18, 2009 at 02:25 PM
starting young, wait until puberty, you'll find a sudden concern with personal umm hygeine and hours of showers lol boys r funny
Posted by: peanut287 | May 18, 2009 at 03:23 PM
lol, Katie C.
Posted by: beesley | May 18, 2009 at 06:43 PM
is that your boob
Posted by: k | May 18, 2009 at 08:20 PM
His name is Sam and he is one day old in this photo. Smart kiddy.
Posted by: Sara & Kilgour Trout | May 18, 2009 at 08:28 PM
Awwwwwwwwww.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
(:
Posted by: Andralynn | May 19, 2009 at 05:14 PM
Look at his peach-fuzz filled face! I love new milk suckers! So cute!
Posted by: Kandeezie | May 20, 2009 at 12:56 PM
What would we do without boobs?
Posted by: Joey Jojo | May 23, 2009 at 10:53 AM
Congrats!
What a sweet little boy you have.
And umm.. what big boobs you have as well.
Ah, the joys of breast feeding! Around four/five months he will start using your nips as teething rings and if you aren't careful, he'll insist on breast feeding until he's 3 years old.
Posted by: Leah | June 15, 2009 at 11:46 PM