IFS4YD Party

 
As you all know, Monday May 11th is INTERNATIONAL FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF DAY. I just received this evite from Jeanine and Ivy in NEW JERSEY. They're having a special sob-soaked get together for friends at their house to celebrate. What are you doing to honor this important national holiday?

Comments

[Tova]

Hmm, how to celebrate... Perhaps by dying my hair pink and blue, painting my nails black and purchasing a hairless rat.

Oh, yeah. And putting a ring in my nose.

Then the WHOLE WORLD will know I am feeling sorry for myself and can cry along with me!

[Amanda]

I'm gunna complain like the whiney little bitch I am. I already have the hairless rats and the nose ring.

Then I think I'll brood about my lack of talent, and the fact that I am going nowhere in life.

[HuskyJack]

mothers day is may 10 and my mom's day of birth is may 11, on IFS4YD and so i have to buy her 2 gifts in a row! it's not fair! why did i end up coming out of the vagina of a woman who's b-day is RIGHT AFTER mothers day!?...oh, right...save it for the party...

[scamps]

I'll be sitting at home alone, with no job, two pissy cats, my husband away on a business trip, a barely-working car and a brain addled with autism, bipolar disorder and agoraphobia.

[Maggie]

im making a tee shirt! and i shall wear it alllll day. then i will sit at home, in my room, and give myself a minor panic attack when i think about all the AP test I've failed and about what will happen when i go to college, graduate, and can't find a job and am forced to work at Hobby Lobby FOREVER

[Nana]

I will be grousing because no one invited ME to a selfpity party. :(

[Single Kelly]

Ah, Morrisey. Good choice for lonely, whiny, 30-something cat ladies everywhere.

[Mozzkitty]

lol i like the morrissey bit. Why is he always the default for the most feel sorry or yourself music lol? will wear my morrissey shirt!

[jeanine denitto]

OMG I CANT BELIEVE YOU POSTED OUR INVITE!!! YOU SAVED THE DAY THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU CHRIS WE LOVE YOU!! JEANINE (AND IVY.)

To Nana, if you were in new jersey you could come too.

[Ivy Savage]

just a few things IVY from NEW JERSEY will be sulking over:
I am pregnant and the "baby daddie" has TBI (Traumatic Brain Injury.)I flipped my car over and cannot get to work, therefore I'm broke. I can't find my plastic horsey collection in my mum's basement. I am in love with a gay guy. (Who, oddly enough, is named Chris.) One of Jeaninie's cats uses my bed as a toilet. All my dreams are dead and my head a splode.

[zoecole]

Morrissey makes everything better.

[Ivy Savage]

Yeah. . .and we'll be playing Joy Division as well. Fun! (Don't worry, we don;t have a clothesline in our kitchen!)

[Taobao English site]

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.