As you all know, Monday May 11th is INTERNATIONAL FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF DAY. I just received this evite from Jeanine and Ivy in NEW JERSEY. They're having a special sob-soaked get together for friends at their house to celebrate. What are you doing to honor this important national holiday?
Hmm, how to celebrate... Perhaps by dying my hair pink and blue, painting my nails black and purchasing a hairless rat.
Oh, yeah. And putting a ring in my nose.
Then the WHOLE WORLD will know I am feeling sorry for myself and can cry along with me!
Posted by: Tova | May 08, 2009 at 11:19 AM
I'm gunna complain like the whiney little bitch I am. I already have the hairless rats and the nose ring.
Then I think I'll brood about my lack of talent, and the fact that I am going nowhere in life.
Posted by: Amanda | May 08, 2009 at 11:41 AM
mothers day is may 10 and my mom's day of birth is may 11, on IFS4YD and so i have to buy her 2 gifts in a row! it's not fair! why did i end up coming out of the vagina of a woman who's b-day is RIGHT AFTER mothers day!?...oh, right...save it for the party...
Posted by: HuskyJack | May 08, 2009 at 11:44 AM
I'll be sitting at home alone, with no job, two pissy cats, my husband away on a business trip, a barely-working car and a brain addled with autism, bipolar disorder and agoraphobia.
Posted by: scamps | May 08, 2009 at 02:04 PM
im making a tee shirt! and i shall wear it alllll day. then i will sit at home, in my room, and give myself a minor panic attack when i think about all the AP test I've failed and about what will happen when i go to college, graduate, and can't find a job and am forced to work at Hobby Lobby FOREVER
Posted by: Maggie | May 08, 2009 at 06:59 PM
I will be grousing because no one invited ME to a selfpity party. :(
Posted by: Nana | May 08, 2009 at 07:25 PM
Ah, Morrisey. Good choice for lonely, whiny, 30-something cat ladies everywhere.
Posted by: Single Kelly | May 08, 2009 at 09:57 PM
lol i like the morrissey bit. Why is he always the default for the most feel sorry or yourself music lol? will wear my morrissey shirt!
Posted by: Mozzkitty | May 09, 2009 at 01:31 AM
OMG I CANT BELIEVE YOU POSTED OUR INVITE!!! YOU SAVED THE DAY THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU CHRIS WE LOVE YOU!! JEANINE (AND IVY.)
To Nana, if you were in new jersey you could come too.
Posted by: jeanine denitto | May 09, 2009 at 09:23 PM
just a few things IVY from NEW JERSEY will be sulking over:
I am pregnant and the "baby daddie" has TBI (Traumatic Brain Injury.)I flipped my car over and cannot get to work, therefore I'm broke. I can't find my plastic horsey collection in my mum's basement. I am in love with a gay guy. (Who, oddly enough, is named Chris.) One of Jeaninie's cats uses my bed as a toilet. All my dreams are dead and my head a splode.
Posted by: Ivy Savage | May 09, 2009 at 10:56 PM
Morrissey makes everything better.
Posted by: zoecole | May 10, 2009 at 02:13 PM
Yeah. . .and we'll be playing Joy Division as well. Fun! (Don't worry, we don;t have a clothesline in our kitchen!)
Posted by: Ivy Savage | May 10, 2009 at 11:21 PM
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
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