International I'm So Fucking Great Day.

Amanda from OREGON writes: "...Dear Chris, I really wanted to be a part of INTERNATIONAL FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF DAY so I tried writing you an email describing why I feel sorry for myself. Sadly for you, I don't feel sorry for myself. I have a great life, love my job, have amazing kids, a loving husband and a dog that is amazing. My car is new-ish, my house is recently remodeled and I have time for my hobbies. Also, I recently lost about 30 lbs and compete in triathlons. I am fucking fabulous. I mean, I guess I could pout that I can't come to your Vancouver show, but really? I'll hate to miss, but not enough to feel sorry for myself. Amanda, 36, Oregon PS: These are my dogs. They're great."

Comments

[Mai]

Good for you!Although I complained to Chris in a email that I had reporter-lady hair...

[luna]

feel sorry for the fact that you can't tell the difference between two cities.

[scamps]

Well PFFFFFFFF!

[NO NAME FOR YOU! (name nazi)]

New faveorite holiday.

Now I can be bitchy and no one can say a damn word, so ha!

Why?

Because I'm So Fucking Great.

[ithinkiatetoomuch]

Obviously this photo of your awesome dog couldn't have been taken in your 'recently remodeled' house!

[Eric Near Detroit]

excellent point ithinkiatetoomuch

[galefan2004]

Last time I checked being a conceited bitch just sets yourself up for future disappointment. When you are 60 and your husband is banging your secretary, your job has downsized you because lets face it you are female and its getting harder and harder to justify employing females as it is (sorry but this is where Obama is messed in the head...adding more regulations to a "protected" class just makes companies shy away from employing that class), and your children don't even talk to you anymore you can look back on this day that you decided to come across as so great and really feel sorry for yourself. So, feel sorry for your future.

[homagetogorto]

You're great, are you? So where are your nipples?

[Angela]

Wow galefan2004, wow. lol

[zoya]

I presume you send out a Christmas letter every year to describe in detail to your friends and family just how much better your life is than theirs.

[steele]

Yeah, where ARE your nipples if you're so great?

[Carla]

Queen Shit of Turd Mountain.

[Angela]

Don’t listen to some of these people. To me there is nothing better than someone realizing their life is good. I hate people who just bitch and don’t realize how good they’ve got it.

[Ms Amanda]

My nipples are right here, I have no need to show them to 17 yr old boys and ccl to feel good about myself, but thanks for askin'.

[emmy]

Amanda, my life is pretty great too. high five!

[jezzann]

this makes me happy ^_____^

[Caleb]

Your great life makes me angry.

I hate you. =D

[SugarMolt]

Amanda you so very lucky, not for all of the things that you mentioned that make your life so fucking great but just for the fact that you can recognize it and are comfortable enough to verbalize it. Clearly, not many people can accept the fucking greatness from others! You're a G.D. inspiration!

[lobri]

The dog's facial expression reads, "I'm so fucking great it's ridiculous. What of it?"

[NO NAME FOR YOU! (name nazi)]

But bitching is fuuuuuuuuuuuun!

I like to share my misery with others.

Sharing is fun!

[Allison]

I think it's funny that she writes she has A dog that is amazing. Then there's a pic of two dogs. Which one is the not-so-great one???

[Ms Amanda]

The one in the front isn't mine... She's my MIL's.
She is extra fabulous.
Though not amazing like Jack.

[Dylan]

I get it. Your life is perfect. You're so fucking great. You don't have to rub it in our faces. No one cares. It just makes you sound more like an arrogant bitch. Oh wait, you are.