Amanda from OREGON writes: "...Dear Chris, I really wanted to be a part of INTERNATIONAL FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF DAY so I tried writing you an email describing why I feel sorry for myself. Sadly for you, I don't feel sorry for myself. I have a great life, love my job, have amazing kids, a loving husband and a dog that is amazing. My car is new-ish, my house is recently remodeled and I have time for my hobbies. Also, I recently lost about 30 lbs and compete in triathlons. I am fucking fabulous. I mean, I guess I could pout that I can't come to your Vancouver show, but really? I'll hate to miss, but not enough to feel sorry for myself. Amanda, 36, Oregon PS: These are my dogs. They're great."
Good for you!Although I complained to Chris in a email that I had reporter-lady hair...
Posted by: Mai | May 14, 2009 at 11:48 PM
feel sorry for the fact that you can't tell the difference between two cities.
Posted by: luna | May 14, 2009 at 11:54 PM
Well PFFFFFFFF!
Posted by: scamps | May 15, 2009 at 01:36 AM
New faveorite holiday.
Now I can be bitchy and no one can say a damn word, so ha!
Why?
Because I'm So Fucking Great.
Posted by: NO NAME FOR YOU! (name nazi) | May 15, 2009 at 01:57 AM
Obviously this photo of your awesome dog couldn't have been taken in your 'recently remodeled' house!
Posted by: ithinkiatetoomuch | May 15, 2009 at 05:59 AM
excellent point ithinkiatetoomuch
Posted by: Eric Near Detroit | May 15, 2009 at 06:26 AM
Last time I checked being a conceited bitch just sets yourself up for future disappointment. When you are 60 and your husband is banging your secretary, your job has downsized you because lets face it you are female and its getting harder and harder to justify employing females as it is (sorry but this is where Obama is messed in the head...adding more regulations to a "protected" class just makes companies shy away from employing that class), and your children don't even talk to you anymore you can look back on this day that you decided to come across as so great and really feel sorry for yourself. So, feel sorry for your future.
Posted by: galefan2004 | May 15, 2009 at 07:46 AM
You're great, are you? So where are your nipples?
Posted by: homagetogorto | May 15, 2009 at 08:13 AM
Wow galefan2004, wow. lol
Posted by: Angela | May 15, 2009 at 09:07 AM
I presume you send out a Christmas letter every year to describe in detail to your friends and family just how much better your life is than theirs.
Posted by: zoya | May 15, 2009 at 09:34 AM
Yeah, where ARE your nipples if you're so great?
Posted by: steele | May 15, 2009 at 09:44 AM
Queen Shit of Turd Mountain.
Posted by: Carla | May 15, 2009 at 11:44 AM
Don’t listen to some of these people. To me there is nothing better than someone realizing their life is good. I hate people who just bitch and don’t realize how good they’ve got it.
Posted by: Angela | May 15, 2009 at 11:57 AM
My nipples are right here, I have no need to show them to 17 yr old boys and ccl to feel good about myself, but thanks for askin'.
Posted by: Ms Amanda | May 15, 2009 at 01:31 PM
Amanda, my life is pretty great too. high five!
Posted by: emmy | May 15, 2009 at 02:00 PM
this makes me happy ^_____^
Posted by: jezzann | May 15, 2009 at 02:04 PM
Your great life makes me angry.
I hate you. =D
Posted by: Caleb | May 15, 2009 at 03:23 PM
Amanda you so very lucky, not for all of the things that you mentioned that make your life so fucking great but just for the fact that you can recognize it and are comfortable enough to verbalize it. Clearly, not many people can accept the fucking greatness from others! You're a G.D. inspiration!
Posted by: SugarMolt | May 15, 2009 at 03:42 PM
The dog's facial expression reads, "I'm so fucking great it's ridiculous. What of it?"
Posted by: lobri | May 15, 2009 at 04:34 PM
But bitching is fuuuuuuuuuuuun!
I like to share my misery with others.
Sharing is fun!
Posted by: NO NAME FOR YOU! (name nazi) | May 15, 2009 at 08:47 PM
I think it's funny that she writes she has A dog that is amazing. Then there's a pic of two dogs. Which one is the not-so-great one???
Posted by: Allison | May 16, 2009 at 07:22 PM
The one in the front isn't mine... She's my MIL's.
She is extra fabulous.
Though not amazing like Jack.
Posted by: Ms Amanda | May 16, 2009 at 10:52 PM
I get it. Your life is perfect. You're so fucking great. You don't have to rub it in our faces. No one cares. It just makes you sound more like an arrogant bitch. Oh wait, you are.
Posted by: Dylan | May 17, 2009 at 04:39 AM