chris leavins: Dymo.

Dymo.

Sarah, currently in SOUTH AFRICA writes: "...Oh, Chris! I know I just sent you an email about my safari in South Africa, but I forgot that on our way to Kruger National Park, we stopped at this strange tourist information center, and they had all these dead animal fetuses (feti?). Luckily someone in our group spoke the tour guide's language, and we found out that they killed the mothers of these animals so they could rip the fetuses out of the mothers' cold lifeless bodies and stick them in a jar so tourists can wander inside and immediately be grossed out. They also had a giant elephant skull outside. I'd send these to you so you can both ask why you're still running this website, and you can also gross out your viewers. Let's feel sad. -Sarah, 20-teen, South Africa."

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And you stopping there helps fund the killing of pregnant animals and their babies. You didn't know that though I am assuming. I do feel sad. :(

Posted by: Sonia! | July 28, 2009 at 10:43 PM

Ah, I love opening CWC to the lovely sight of animal fetuses.

Nice.

Posted by: NO NAME FOR YOU! (name nazi) | July 28, 2009 at 11:06 PM

Gross and Slimy with Chris?

Posted by: mjwalrus | July 28, 2009 at 11:45 PM

The monkey one is creepy.

Posted by: Isi | July 29, 2009 at 08:12 AM

Pickled punks.

Posted by: Carla | July 29, 2009 at 08:27 AM

At least Sarah is cute.

Posted by: Pete | July 29, 2009 at 10:43 AM

That is nasty, isn't it? ...I am TOTALLY going to throw mine away, now.

Posted by: Tova | July 29, 2009 at 02:39 PM

Oh please, PLEASE don't show shit like this on your website, Chris...

Posted by: Laura | July 29, 2009 at 07:47 PM

This might be my favorite post ever.

Posted by: Martha | July 30, 2009 at 08:30 AM

geeze an elephant head doesn't look that big once you stick ears n a big trunck on it, but i guess it is.

Posted by: Katrina | July 30, 2009 at 04:33 PM

All around horrible, but someone took the extra effort to find jars that are slightly too small so the critters really had to be jammed in. That's some kind of evil genius there.

Does the monkey look a bit like The Cat in the Hat to anyone else?

Posted by: Stevie | July 31, 2009 at 01:01 AM

yep Cat in the Hat after suitable quantities of red wine, it's the mouth....

Posted by: Katrina | August 01, 2009 at 06:41 AM

Reaching a new low, Chris?

Posted by: Single Kelly | August 01, 2009 at 09:28 PM