Categories

A Word From Our Sponsors

Share This

« Everything's Wrong. | Main | Teen Crafts »

September 01, 2009

Comments

leah

What was in that cart he's hauling?

pearl

Mean

cee

sooo....you're getting a sex change? last time I heard if you're female you can't just grow up to be a guy.

beesley

WTF are those little teddy bear baskets?

Mighty Zeidy

Why is a tortoise even hauling a cart around?

Tova

Sara -

You may want to reconsider this risky career move. Although on the outside it appears to be all glitz and glamour, this creature is actually quite volitile and creates a tremendous danger for the "keeper".

That's right. Do not judge this book by it's cover. These animals can reach speeds of up to 5 miles per hour when in danger, and spit lethal toxins from their mouth.

Once they have reaches sexual maturity, they can also retract all of their legs and head, spin wildly in a circular motion, then fly off with enough strengh to fight off Japanese monsters such as Rodan and Godzilla.

Nope. This is nothing you want to play with, my dear. This man shown in the picture is probably not even alive at this time. It's a dangerous job, not to be taken lightly.

Russian Roulette, Sara. Russian Roulette.


The comments to this entry are closed.

CHRIS' BOOK

Search This Site

  • Custom Search

Fan on Facebook

CWC LIVE

Join Chris' mailing list

  • Get awesome updates from Chris
    Email Address:

Previous Site Banners

Voted #1 Podcast

Blog powered by Typepad