Emily in VIRGINIA writes: "...Dear Chris: Meet Ivan the Terrible. This ungrateful little bastard has plagued my life for the past 8 weeks... I found him abandoned in a parking lot one stormy night, and being the kind soul that I am, I spent the next couple months nursing him back to health. Well I probably should have just let nature take its course- the older Ivan got, the nastier his attitude became. The vet says that he has "abnormal rage issues," and is kitty retarded. Ivan enjoys battling my Doberman Pinscher, drinking the blood of his enemies, and chewing through electrical cords. Do not be fooled by his sweet face, he is the meanest kitten I've ever seen! -Emily, 19, Virginia."
Single kitten, raised by bottle, no other cats in the house. Happens every single time, because they don't have other cats to teach them how to behave properly.
Posted by: Mel | September 16, 2009 at 02:26 AM
i am OBSESSED w/ the first pic where ivan is in full "HI-YAH!" ka-ra-te stance... still giggling at "abnormal rage issues"... :D please send video if possible!
Posted by: kayce. | September 16, 2009 at 02:49 AM
there are no bad furry purry orange things, ownly bad owners.
Posted by: leslie | September 16, 2009 at 03:37 AM
Actually Mel, I have two older cats who keep him in line, but he's still bad!
Posted by: Emily | September 16, 2009 at 06:32 AM
take his balls. he'll calm down after that.
Posted by: Kelly | September 16, 2009 at 07:29 AM
What's funny is I've met this cat. Now I'm writing this post with one arm...
Posted by: Logan | September 16, 2009 at 07:50 AM
Kitty Prozac!!!
Posted by: maiann | September 16, 2009 at 08:57 AM
"abnormal rage issue" HAHAHAHA. I love this, that first pic is gold. I used to have a cat like that.
Posted by: twitter.com/steeele | September 16, 2009 at 09:38 AM
being inbred can sometimes cause extra aggressiveness
Posted by: Sonia! | September 16, 2009 at 05:37 PM