"...Hello Chris, it's Gay Bear Homer from AZ. Yesterday, in honor of Holiday Eve, a young Javelina showed up in my backyard and ate the scraps I had tossed out for my chicken Henny-Penny to eat. My neighbors were amazed. I thought it was very clever of the javelina to use his foot to hold the pineapple core in place while it chewed on it. Sorry I couldn't get it to wear a Santa hat, but javelina are known to have nasty tempers. Homer."
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December 27, 2009
It came from hell.
"...Hello Chris, it's Gay Bear Homer from AZ. Yesterday, in honor of Holiday Eve, a young Javelina showed up in my backyard and ate the scraps I had tossed out for my chicken Henny-Penny to eat. My neighbors were amazed. I thought it was very clever of the javelina to use his foot to hold the pineapple core in place while it chewed on it. Sorry I couldn't get it to wear a Santa hat, but javelina are known to have nasty tempers. Homer."
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cool can you eat them ?
Posted by: Katrina | December 27, 2009 at 10:40 PM
Only if they don't eat you first.
Posted by: Rae | December 28, 2009 at 04:42 AM
Build a fence Homer, or Henny-Penny will be eaten one day, serious.
Posted by: calvin | December 28, 2009 at 04:48 AM
GAY BEAR Homer you've been visited by the first of three holiday ghosts...the first came in the form of a javelina...the second and third*...oh dear god...* only CHRIS knows!!!!!
RUN HOMER RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Lor Blitzer | December 28, 2009 at 07:50 AM
HOMER I think if you move on to the next post you'll see the next two spirits that are about to visit you!!!!
Bruno and Angel!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*...AGAIN I SAY...* RUN HOMER RUN!
Posted by: Lor Blitzer | December 28, 2009 at 07:53 AM
You can eat them, they're not very tasty.
They're a peccary, not a pig.
I nearly creamed one with a motorcycle.
-Kyle From Arizona
PS: Next time I'll write a haiku
Posted by: Kyle From Arizona | December 28, 2009 at 02:40 PM
hey Kylie-Swine is fine to dine.
I'd imagine if you were on a bike it would have creamed you. And Haiku would be gr8!do it again do it again!!!
Posted by: Katrina | December 28, 2009 at 11:18 PM
Awwhh... that is a great photo Homer. The pig looks cute.
Posted by: brettcajun | December 29, 2009 at 07:06 AM
WOW - I'm 35 years old and I've never heard of this animal! I'm in Massillon Ohio and we don't have them - I'd assume that's why I've never heard of them. He's kind of ugly in a cute kind of way.
Posted by: Marylee | December 29, 2009 at 08:11 PM
a dainty pig...
Posted by: Katrina | December 29, 2009 at 11:39 PM