chris leavins

My Decline

 

Erin writes: "...While my friend Brittany and I were touring the Woodford Reserve bourbon distillery in Woodford County, Kentucky, escaping our stressful lives as graduate students, we saw this cat passed out under a giant copper basin (one of the many accoutrements of boubon making).  It had clearly been drinking, given its bourbon gut and general lack of decorum, as it layed sprawled out unaware of the many people taking its picture.  I think it's a fine representation of what cats are like in Kentucky.  Erin 23teen."

High Quality.

 

Courtney from ARKANSAS writes: "...i took this picture of my cat Patches. please post it. cmon she's so cuuuute. post it, post it post it."

People Care.

 

Lilli from CALIFORNIA writes: "...Hello Chris. You don't know me, but I know you. It's been a year and one day since your last video. Stop slacking and show us some mother f-ing cat photos. Here's a picture of my cat. Remember him well, because If you don't post a video soon, his face will be the last thing you see you mother-f. God Damn you Chris, Lilli from California."

Skulls.

 

Steve from CALIFORNIA writes: "...Coming out of Trader Joe's today, I spotted a truck....The pic was a little fuzzy so I circled around the parking lot to take another snapshot and she was gone. By my count, that's 27 widdle fuzzums.  (What's with the scull and crossbones down in the corner?  Can we expect more of those as the cats expire?) Steve W., 39teen, California

The Supervisor.

 

Gwen 21 writes: "...Dear Chris, Today was a beautiful day. So beautiful in fact I had no excuse to not mow my lawn. I have a huge lawn. I would have loved some help...but the only one home besides me are my 80 year old Grandfather and my dog Zilla. My Grandfather has dementia and a heart condition... sooooo not someone you want pushing around a motorized spinning blade. Zilla just sat on her chair (a red velvet recliner behind my barn) and watched. What a BITCH!"

Today in Art

 
Emma from OHIO writes: "...Hello, Chris. I was having dinner at the Cracker Barrel and decided to look around the gift shop. While my mom was looking at Father's Day mugs, I wandered over to what looked like the "pet section." There were the usual animal picture books, bags with paw prints, all that jazz, but, then I saw something absolutely AMAZING, so I took a photo. It's a real basket, with fake cats in it. Sadly, it's from a cell phone. I usually don't bring cameras to Cracker Barrel. Emma, 17, Ohio."

Today in Maayan

 
Lingerie designer Maayan writes: "...Hi Chris! I hope you are well- I thought you might find humor in this, since nobody in my circles can laugh at it... One of my photographer friends used my lingerie for a photoshoot with cats, in a very spoofy ‘80’s retro style that makes me feel really weird. But I like the use of cats, especially the one toward the end, where it’s staring at you in the background like a ghost."

Ass Cat.

 

"Agyness". Boundaries. Sent by Erika in SEATTLE.

Can. Not. Deal.

 
"Ginger". Feelin' me? Sent by Cat in CT.

Don't Fuck With Me.

 

Arrie from DETROIT writes: "This is my Grandma and her dog Orville. She will cut you."