chris leavins

100% Kitten Free.

  
Hello Canadians. Special behind-the-scenes sneak peek of "Todd and the Book of Pure Evil" tonight at 9 pm on SPACE. And I'll be on InnerSpace tomorrow for a sit-down interview. (I say "sit-down" because the bastards who run that show used to make their guests stand. They have a couch now.) See clips of the show here. Join the Todd Facebook page here.

I Got Nothin.

Thank you Bryant from MINNESOTA.

Hard Times.

Abbey from OHIO writes: "...This is Baby Coco.  She is hiding from my three year old who insists on jumping on the couch when Baby Coco is near.  She's on a diet. She has arthritis.  She's also had 11 teeth removed. Poor Baby Coco."

Men with Ladynames.

Aaron from ONTARIO writes: "...Chris this is the Rev. Colonel Sybil McButtons. Yes. Yes, he has a girl's name. That's why he's a colonel, to butch him up a bit." Check out the Men with Ladynames archive.

I Got Nothin'.

Hi everybody, it's me Chris. For the first time in CWC history, I received absolutely no kitten and/or puppy photos today. I can't decide if that's a good thing, or a bad thing. To celebrate, here's a picture of me at the TRON display at Fan Expo here in Toronto. (I do acknowledge this would be a better photo with a kitten in a space-suit casually walking thru the frame.)

Malnutrition and Worms.

Betsy from MICHIGAN writes: "...Hi Chris, I'm sending a picture of a kitten I rescued from a farm.... We named her Mitzi-boppers because she had like 25 toes --my daughter loved dressing Mitzi up in doll clothes, since she was so tiny from malnutrition and having worms.  After she was healthy, my husband made us find her a new home where she was squeezed to death by my friend's three year old demon-cousin a few months later. Betsy 44teen,  MI."

The Critic.

"Malcolm". Quietly judging you. Sent by Stephanie in NEW ZEALAND.

Bumper's Last Stand.

18 year-old Renee from BC writes: "...Hi Chris, You featured my cat, Bumper, last year in your live show here in Victoria and predicted her eye cancer before I ever found out. I graduated from High-school this summer, and to commemorate the event I had my dad take some studio photos of Bumper and I in our formal attire. I have to say that Craig was my inspiration, and for the past three years I've known that I wanted Bumper in my graduation portraits. We've come a long way, together; 17 years and she's still ticking. Renée, 18, Victoria." (Click for Bumper 17 years ago.)

Inception.

 
"Nina". Dozer. With Laura in MARYLAND.

Shit Just Got Real.

 
Joanna from NEW YORK writes: "...Dear Chris: This is my son Devin. He enjoys fashion. He also enjoys licking the stormdoor window. Joanna."