chris leavins

The Mimic Octopus

 

Watch out for this mofo. This octopus can change its appearance to look like — sea snakes, lionfish, flatfish, brittle stars, giant crabs, sea shells, stingrays, flounders, jellyfish, sea anemones, and mantis shrimp among them.

Halloween

"Milo". Celebrate with Doom Bringer. Sent by Kristen in BC.

Sometimes Mama Drinks.

"Miss Beasley." Laughing leads to crying. Sent by Lee in ONTARIO.

And what are you wearing this year?

Moustache? CHECK. Sweater Vest? CHECK. High-waist Sansabelt pants? CHECK. Congratulations, you're the winner of this Halloween's "Most Obscure Canadian Television Character Costume" award.

You can stop sending me this now...

 

Thank you to the 1700 people who sent me this today. Annabelle from ICELAND send writes: "...charlie and spike are two kittens with myotonia congenita, otherwise known as 'fainting goat' syndrome. at the slightest sound, the kittens respond by collapsing and falling into a rigid paralysis which lasts about a minute before they return to normal."

Forced Against Our Will.

Abby from VERMONT writes: "...Calla is quite happy to wear her tutu, although she is less excited by the wings/antennae.  This weekend we went to the Halloween costume party at our local dog park. She won 1st prize, a jack o' lantern squeaker.  It was a great day for all."

Paws.

"Marc". Don't go in the water. NEW YORK

From Russia with Love.

17 year old Tigi from RUSSIA writes: "...Oh my god, Chris. It's been so long since I sent you anything, or even visited CWC.com. A lot of things have change since my last visit, I'm now 17 and studying astrophysics in Moscow State University. I'm an *Colty's voice* assho*le for not thanking you for the t-shirts, pen and buttons you sent me(loved the extra note!) and not sending you the picture of me enjoying it. So here it is, finally! BTW I have a new pet". Click for Tigi's pet. 

Whip my hair.

Megan from CT writes: "...Dear Chris, M'Lord, I'm taking the liberty of sending you some pictures of my best friend Chelsea with her dog Kara. I think you'll see the beauty of their relationship through these pictures. Kara has some kind of *thing* where her head is always tilted to the side, in a very El Vez fashion. Forever & Always Your Follower, Megan, CT, 18teen.

True Blood

 

A routine traffic stop in RUSSIA. You can see them coming at the 35 second mark.