chris leavins

Break a Leg.

Stevie from ARIZONA writes: "...Hi Chris, I think I spotted one of Colty's poor relations in my local   Goodwill.  The pissed-off look she's giving me seems to be asking, "Where's my leg?" Stevie."

"There's Room in my Sleeping Bag."

Casey 22teen from MARYLAND writes: "...Hey, Chris! I just wanted you to see some awesome pictures of my pillow in my room that, I think, looks a lot like Pervy and Colty humping each other. Isn't it comforting to know that I sleep on top of them every night."

Office Pet

K in WYOMING writes: "...I work at a terrible terrible terrible place that I probably shouldn't mention if I want to keep my job. But one day after one of my friends quit, he left a pen holder type thing on my desk and stuck down inside of it was this fantastic plastic horse. Even since he's taken his rightful position on top of my computer monitor.  His name is Ferdy. I'm not sure why."

Me Wantey

17 year-old Ian from TEXAS writes: "...Hey, Chris. A little over a week ago we went to dinner since my brother was heading back to college the next day after his winter break. The restaurant was at this hotel downtown, and after dinner I walked out into the lobby and found this curtain of plastic horses hanging from the ceiling. I immediately whipped out my phone and took pictures of it. Sorry for the fuzzy pictures, I know how much you despise blurriness." Ian Dallas, Texas 17.

The Hybrid

Julie from FLORIDA writes: "...Dear M'Lord, I found this picture on that rad dudes website and was like, "Whoaa! Colty and Chris had a son!" xoxo, Julie."

Pony Express

Martin from LOS ANGELES writes: "...Hey Chris, i was leaving work yesterday, and i saw this horse riding on the back of a minivan on 3rd street near downtown LA...Sorry for the quality of the pic, but alli had at hand was my cell phone, and i kinda had to wait until a red light to take the picture....Since it was tied up to the back windshield wiper, i'm now wondering if it was horsenapped.... Martin (37 teen in LA)"

Art Pervy

Rosalie is an 19 year-old viewer in The NETHERLANDS. She's in art school, studying illustration, and she sent this picture she drew of Pervy the Perverted Horse.

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Taco Horse

I drove to Target yesterday to try and find a crown to wear for next week's show when I came upon this taco stand. If you live in Los Angeles, you can find it on Virgil Avenue, just above Beverly Boulevard. What distinguishes it from the thousands of other taco stands in LA is the giant plastic horse on the sign. Is it just me, or does that horse look eerily similar to a FORMER GUEST on the show?

PS: Dear Mexican viewers: What's a Potrillo?
PPSS: No luck with the crown.

Le Boss

Will is a viewer in TEXAS who wrote and asked "What would happen if you let the horse run the show?"

He even sent along this ANSWER.

Colty and Pervy

16 year-old Claire from Chicago sent in this drawing of Colty and Pervy.  Isn't underage horse molestation just so adorable?

See Colty and Pervy in epsiode 131.