Katie from OHIO writes: "...Dear Chris, I recently adopted a kitten from my friend Evelyn. Her cat Charles turned out to be a lady cat, and gave birth to 4 bastard kittens all over her Egyptian cotton sheets. When I took home my pick of the litter I debated for two weeks over his name. I considered Thom Yorke b/c he too has red hair and a lazy eye... but at the end of the week, the kitten had lost the lazy eye so I named him Radiohead instead. He enjoys attacking my face at 4 AM. Katie, 23-teen, Ohio."