chris leavins

Victoria Pets.

Amber from VICTORIA writes: "...Hi Chris, Thanks so much for coming to Victoria, I'm pretty stoked for the Chris-stravaganza this weekend! After I found out you were coming I had this weird dream about the show... you were hanging around in the entrance way to the theatre in your white suit and refused to go on stage... whats up with that Chris? Why would you do such a thing?  Here are a couple of pictures of my little dog Sophie. I've had her for 16 years... Hardly any landlords in this town will allow people to keep pets. My brother came to stay with me and I took this pic one morning. Sophie likes having a man in the house."  Amber, 25teen.

"They promise not to kill you."

You may have read my previous post from Victoria killers residents David and Katie offering to let me stay at their home when I travel to BC later this week to perform. I just received this email from Katie's pretending to be someone else so she can lure and kill me  "co-worker" Cynthia. She writes: "...Dearest Chris: I am writing from sunny Victoria BC - Katie is my lovely co-worker ( ok she may be a bit of a CCL but we don't hold it against her :) Any hoo wanted to drop a line to tell you her and David willl not try to kill you if you stay at their house. And I also wanted to share some pics of our doggie Cerberus. Looking forward to seeing you on Sunday at The Story Hour!"

BC Pets

"...Hey Chris, I'm Ryan from Vancouver, here are my pet pictures. Levi is the cat, and he has no tail, and Max is my dog who hates Levi. See you at the show! Ryan, 20, Vancouver."

737 Miles

Carrie from OREGON writes: "...I am one of the lucky few planning to make the 737 mile trip (each way) to Victoria for your show. I haven't found anyone insane enough to use my other ticket yet, so I may be blackmailing my husband into going."

Please Don't Murder Me.

David from VICTORIA writes: "...Chris, we have already purchased tickets to your Victoria show and we live three blocks away from the venue,  we are not teenagers, we are an adult couple who simply love your show and have always  hoped you would come to the pacific north west..  We have a spare room (pictured) and if you wish, we would love to have you as our guest. Anyway, if you are interested let us know. Sincerely David and Katie, BC." CLICK FOR MORE PHOTOS OF DAVID AND KATIE'S HOME.

Viewer Pets Now.

You may remember Happy the Beagle from CWC episode #147. He's the dog who had to have his eyes removed due to cancer and now enjoys blindly pushing an empty corn flakes box along the floor for hours to entertain himself. I'm thrilled to report his owner Kristin lives in the VICTORIA area. She writes: "...Hey Chris! This is Kristin (owner of Happy the blind and epileptic beagle if you still remember him, I know that was awhile back) - I'm so happy to hear you're doing a show in Victoria! If it had been anywhere other than my hometown I probably wouldn't have been able to go, but lucky for me (and the two friends I introduced to the cult) you're coming at the perfect time. See you there!"

Live in VICTORIA

Hello people attending my upcoming show in Victoria. Cute with Chris: LIVE is less than one week away. I will be opening the show by riding out onto the stage on a giant animatronic kitten that shoots fire out of its anus, while accompanied by a violin quartet of 17 poodles in tuxedos. If you would like pictures of your pet to appear in my onstage VIEWER PET MONTAGE, send your submissions now. The deadline is Wednesday. (Special consideration given to the deformed.)

Upcoming Live Appearances

I'm very excited to announce that I'm headed to the Pacific Northwest to perform Cute with Chris: LIVE and a brand new edition of THE CHRIS LEAVINS STORY HOUR featuring all new stories. I'll be appearing at The Intrepid Theatre in VICTORIA, BRITISH COLUMBIA. Get your tickets HERE.

Hot Little Hands.

Sebastian 18teen writes: "...Dear Chris, I now have in my hot little hands two CWC Live and two Chris Leavins Story Hour tickets- I had lost hope after not seeing a new video in weeks, and for the first time in awhile I looked at your website. Imagine my delight, my utter joy, my ear piercing screams of ecstasy when I found out that you would be coming to MY city. See you next month- Sebastian Victoria. BC." If you so wish, you may PURCHASE YOUR OWN TICKETS HERE.