chris leavins

Denta Bone.

"Cheerio". Meet Doug. Sent by Kelly in NEW JERSEY.

Condo.

"Eloise". Makes do. Sent by Jessica in CALIFORNIA.

Basic Instinct

Amanda from MASSACHUSETTS writes: "... I have a beautiful teddy bear hamster, Jenny. She is also a killer.  One time she and my male hamster were mating calling, so I took them out and let them have sex, and she got mad at him and threw him across the room...He died a few days later.  She's no model, but I attached her picture too, and the grey and while one who's life was cut too short to become a professional model is Siggerson, the hamster she killed." 

Let's be friends.

Cody from CALIFORNIA writes: "...Dear Chris, Last night my cat Peppy made a new friend. He had much fun scaring the shit out of his new friend by chasing, batting around, and even throwing him up six feet in the air! Unfortunately, Peppy's primal instincts kicked in and...well...lets just say i might find him in the litter box in a day or two. Cody 18 California."

Like, duh.

Anne from QUEBEC writes: "...Hi Chris, here are three pictures of my pet Bertrand. Bert is a degu, that comes from Chile. The special thing about him is that he turned 7 year old this year, that's quite old for such a small animal! By the way, we are from Montréal (Québec) so Bertrand speaks French. Have you ever had Degus on your show before?" CLICK FOR ANSWER.

Hola Chinchilla

Michelle writes: "...I am Michelle, from Brazil, and here is a photo of my baby. Flufy."

This is War.

If you watched this week's episode you know that many of the teen girls who watch my show are freaks who love to spend their after school time cuddling hairless rats. I feel it is my duty to point out that their beloved pocket pets look like slimy four-legged cocks. I recently insulted 15 year-old Libby's hairless penis rat Penelope which prompted her to start a "Teen Girl Rat War" in the comment section of my blog. She writes: "...Hey Chris - It's me again. I've decided that in war, people deserve to see their opponents. Here are some pictures of me and Penelope..." CLICK FOR PICS.

The Go-Getter

Lauren 24teen from OHIO writes: "...I adopted a gerbil from the PetSmart where I work.  He came in with a genetic defect wherein he didn't have any back feet.  Legs?  Yes.  Feet?  No.  Of course, never having known the difference, he doesn't really know that he's handicapped, so he still has energy aplenty (pictures to come).  In any case, my other dog Belle has been obsessed with said gerbil (his name is Dweezil) ever since I brought him home.  I had to put him up on top of the fridge in hopes that she would leave him alone.  Alas, this was not the case.  Just jumped six feet in the air just to get a glimpse at him . . . over and over again . . . for about four hours.  Well, at least we know she's a go-getter."

The Nice Man Tickled Me

Rachel from MAINE writes: "...This is Bella - she's our new baby guinea pig. Right now she lives with an old fat pedophile guinea pig named Griffin. I don't have a picture of him but you might be able to find one HERE."

Death Hamster

Rachelq 17teen writes: "...Hi Chris, This is a picture of me and my hamster Ampersand (or & for short) right after I gave her a bath. I now know that you are not supposed to bathe rodents, as it can cause them to catch a chill and die. It would be so sad if she had risked her life for the sake of cute and nobody got to see it. Wouldn't it? Yes. It would. Love, Rachelq 17teen OREGON."