chris leavins

Achievement

 
Jenn 31teen from CANADA writes: "... Hello Chris, This being my first submission, I feel it would be some sort of coup to see a picture of my puppy up on your site. I would parade this achievement non-stop, tattoo it on my left butt cheek, and include it on my CV.  Anyhow this is Babyshoes Gob Bluth the 4th. He is prepping this pink octopus for our calamari dinner. "  Jenn 31teen OTTAWA.

WYSPCH4

 

Madeline from ONTARIO writes: "...Hey Chris, I took some pictures that I think might qualify for What You Sick People Come Here For.  I was making my annual visit to my grandparents in Geary, Oklahoma, a town of about 1200 people.  Unsurprisingly, there's not too much to do there, this year some people had moved in next door, and lo and behold - they were Siberian Husky breeders with a litter of 6 week old puppies. They thought I was a little creepy taking pictures of their dogs over the wire fence." Madeline, 20teen, from Toronto

The Replacement.

Lauren from VANCOUVER writes: "...Hey Chris, a little while back I sent you a photo of my friend Chris and his now dead cat Precious. Well it looks like Precious has been replaced."

The News

Kayleigh from DC writes: "...Hey Chris, I'm sure under the mountains of daily submissions, you do not remember my little flesh-craving Hildegaard, but I thought I would send you an update on the progress of her puppyhood. In one week exactly, she'll have officially reached six months, and in one week exactly, she's going in to have her puppy tubes tied. We broke the news to her today, which I rather think explains the look of alarm. I looksforward to the day, in the rather foolish hope that at least a fraction of her spastic behavior is hormone-driven, and the descimation of her reproductive system will chill her the fuck out. All the best,  Kayleigh, 22(teen), Washington DC."

What You Sick People Come Here For.

They're young, they're thin, and you're not. Sent by Joy in NEW YORK.

You people are sick.

I've gotten over 250 emails this week from people complaining about the broken bones, gore, and human suffering that was International Feel Sorry for Yourself Day. Fine. Here's what you sick people come here for. "Rossi" was sent by Kira in the UK.

The Lonely Lady.

Abby in SAN DIEGO writes: "...Hello Chris: I have wanted a Samoyed since I was 10. I was so lonely and now I have a friend."

Eater of Souls.

Taylor in BC writes: "...Hi Chris, You might remember Kichou the flying dog from back in December. I believed then that it was the levity of his spirit that gave him flight but now I see that I was gravely mistaken. It's clear that he's the harbinger of the end days and has come to pass final judgement on us all. Gaze if you dare into the eyes of his madness."

The Thinker.

"Lola". Psychokineticist. Sent by Natalie in TORONTO.

And how did that happen.

Jessika from CALIFORNIA writes: "...The puppy is Dolores Huerta and she is a 2 months old Chihuahua/ Rotweiler mix.